Ended up in a woman's toilet!

[plumber0808]

I was at a social club earlier today and hadn't been there before.

I found a toilet went in, no one was in there and done my business while inspecting the plumbing.
Continued to wash my hands, next thing my Mrs's walks in, we both do a double take and she says what F are you doing in the women's.

i can confirm the women's are cleaner than the mens. I did wonder where the urinals were.

I got out of there quick time

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I was at a social club earlier today and hadn't been there before.

I found a toilet went in, no one was in there and done my business while inspecting the plumbing.
Continued to wash my hands, next thing my Mrs's walks in, we both do a double take and she says what F are you doing in the women's.

i can confirm the women's are cleaner than the mens. I did wonder where the urinals were.

I got out of there quick time

croppie pulls this trick annorl

 

[Dotty]

croppie pulls this trick annorl

They're always empty when I go in.

But then my trousers are always round my ankles when I do.......

 

[plumber0808]

The toilet sign didn't look like a woman on entry. When I come out it clearly had a dress on LOL

 

[PlumbBobBob]

at least it was your other half and not a stranger with a high pitched scream lol

 

[electron]

Should have gone to Specsavers what:yes:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Back in the early 80s I worked in a pub which got bought and tarted up to attract a "better class of clientele" by the new owners. As part of the refurb, the ladies loo moved to where the gents used to be, and vice versa.

On the opening night, this was obviously going to cause some confusion amongst the old regulars. By about 9pm, my mate Cliff had taken more beer on board than even a 6ft 4 Jamaican could hold in, so off he toddled to point percy at the porcelain. Being a trifle tired and emotional, he followed his old habit and entered via the familiar door.

A few moments later, a very posh lady of the "new upmarket clientele" came rushing out, and buttonholed my gaffer,

"There's a huge black man in the ladies with his ... thing ... hanging out"

Quick as a flash the boss replied "All part of the service madam".

 

[voivod]

Years ago was called out to a pub with faulty toilet. Was the womens.....so asked if someone would stay , to warn tue punters I was in there.
Nope ..to busy ,just lock yourself in and we will get you when your finished ( was ballcock broken, broken handle n choked loo ).
Got finished and sat there.
Hmm......never really realised how rude ladies were.....feck they would have made dockers blush the things they wereon about ...
I was 21..and sat there trying not to laugh ....changed my view on demure posh ladies that day lol

 

[Ermintrude]

When I was about 12 was at new pool and communal lockers. Me and my brother were play fighting and bungled into the changing rooms didn't notice women at first till we ran in to the showeres...... Wow! Then had to leave quickly and out towels were fetched for us.

 

[T & H Plumbing]

i always go in the womans best place to pull

 

[brum]

depends what yer pulling

 

[T & H Plumbing]

depends what yer pulling

normally myself lol