Fitted a toilet and.........

[Kyle87]

.......



Forgot to take a dump in it!!


Damn!!!!!!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Reminds me of the king kongs finger I left in the hotel toilet when we went to Blackpool...took about 10 flushes to kill the beast.

 

[WHPES]

Or like when you have to go into the customer's garden looking for a short garden cane or stick to dismember the beast with so it will go round the bend.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Nasty subject, I'll pass on this one chaps,

Next ...

 

[Ray Stafford]

Surprised Mike Jackson hasn't been along with a turd-based anecdote.

 

[mountainman]

Surprised Mike Jackson hasn't been along with a turd-based anecdote.

He's probably out logging.

 

[WaterTight]

downloading my mate calls it.

i like it when you badly need to go and then remember your next job is in a customer's house but they're out and have left you the key.

it's just you and me turdy, nobody can hear you scream.

 

[Dotty]

downloading my mate calls it.

i like it when you badly need to go and then remember your next job is in a customer's house but they're out and have left you the key.

it's just you and me turdy, nobody can hear you scream.

Just the frantic panic over the smell remains.

 

[kris]

Has anyone went in a customers house and forgot they'd turned the water off ---OOPS

 

[WaterTight]

yes, last week.

 

[Kyle87]

Me too

 

[SimonG]

I always christen any new toilets I install. It's a tradition.

 

[josh]

Good post.

Had an electrician ask if I'd fitted new toilet yet as need to go, literally flushed it twice and he was on it singing it in, wasn't even a door of the bathroom being at the top of the stairs, had to wait outside.

Only 2 days ago had a ground worker ask if he could use the new toilets in house as I have bad guts and the mobi loo isn't fit for purpose, he later came to tell me the new toilets are very comfy, funny for me as the toilet he chose was the one in enquire where the tiler was finishing of so left him a delightful smell.

On another job went to take old WC out to have a different tiler tiling kitchen at time say 'can I just use loo as need to go' me thinking he meant a wiz said yea, little did I kno he would go and take man's biggest dump and stink out the house with me then having to take the bugger out.


New house worked on last year on a farm at first 2 months of job was no mobi loo so ppl we're going anywhere but were meant to be walking upto existing house to use loo, Irish carpenter was taking dumps in the orchard they had and only came to light when customer walking through picked up some blowing around toilet roll thinking it was litter, main contractor swiftly had phone call and amazingly within a day a mobi loo was on site.


Got to many poo stories, the joy of builders and developers work.

 

[kris]

I always christen any new toilets I install. It's a tradition.

I second that

 

[kris]

Hey josh youl'l have to start carrying a nose clip in your piece bag mate ,,

 

[josh]

Haha your right kris, to be honest it doesn't really bother me.
smelling it isn't as bad as unblocking it eh

 

[kris]

Theres nothing worse when u start couking and the throat goes infront of a custard,

 

[kay-jay]

Has anyone went in a customers house and forgot they'd turned the water off ---OOPS

Haha usually its when your not thinking straight and the necessity for a 'robocrap' arises.

A robocrap is when your guts rumble and you realise you have only
'20 seconds to comply'

 

[Kyle87]

Haha usually its when your not thinking straight and the necessity for a 'robocrap' arises.

A robocrap is when your guts rumble and you realise you have only
'20 seconds to comply'

Robocrap is the best word I've ever heard

 

[WHPES]

Never, never leave a loo you have just removed from a house behind the back door overnight before disposing of it or the local kids will find it incredibly amusing to use it!

 

[solutions]

Was on site with a small local building firm who had had the bathroom suite on site before I turned up to fit the bath and loo. The loo was all shrink wrapped just as it had been delivered cut open the plastic picked up the pan to be confronted with swilling stagnant pi$$ orange with a merky petrol like film floating on top. Some wise arse had cut open a little hole in the pan spigot portion of the wrapping and filled the bowl. Never found out who it was but judging by the colour of the pi$$ they are probably dead by now.

 

[Ermintrude]

Working in a boxy house with paper thin walls and I needed to deliver some high velocity pebble dash, sent apprentice downstairs to wet vac boiler out, it took him hours to get the Hoover and switch it on. I hate custards hearing u take a tom tit

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Was on site with a small local building firm who had had the bathroom suite on site before I turned up to fit the bath and loo. The loo was all shrink wrapped just as it had been delivered cut open the plastic picked up the pan to be confronted with swilling stagnant pi$$ orange with a merky petrol like film floating on top. Some wise arse had cut open a little hole in the pan spigot portion of the wrapping and filled the bowl. Never found out who it was but judging by the colour of the pi$$ they are probably dead by now.

:lol:
I remember ****ing in the toilet of an abandoned building we were refurbing about 18 years ago, it has a semi congealed film on the top of it and as soon as my **** broke that layer the smeel was horrendous.. about burnt the eyebrows off me

 

[Ermintrude]

Did repair in pub once put loos in corridor. Wizz all over!

 

[stratplus]

Site I'm on people have been pixxing in the basins even though there is a toilet next it. No water on, found out by removing said basins for tiler and trap full of pixx.