How Bleedin Cold?

[SimonG]

Well flying home tomorrow night, two weeks with no internet and it was 35 degrees on Sunday. Mate of mine sent me a text. Get your long johns on its freezing here.

 

[Keefy]

I've seen council gritters and Land Rovers abandoned up and down the country because the snow is so deep. Polar bears are roaming the streets eating the frozen corpses of homeless people, George Osborne is still Chancellor of the Exchequer and all internet communications are down. If I were you I'd stay were you are Simon.

 

[SimonG]

Righty o not coming home then. Im off to the pub with shorts and t shirt on

 

[TomLane]

On the bright side though, there's money to be made from all the emergency call-outs!!

 

[Keefy]

On the bright side though, there's money to be made from all the emergency call-outs!!

If you're a good skier.

 

[Dotty]

Cue the chants of "But if you have a landrover!"

 

[Rickster123]

Cue the chants of "But if you have a landrover!"

They're not home yet, still chugging down the slow lane!

 

[Keefy]

Met our forum sponsor Paul from Copperbits earlier and while I was waiting for him to turn up a gritter went past and blasted me in the face. Always turn away if you're near one of these beasts, it stings like hell.