my toilet wont flush (commercial)

[ShaunCorbs]

right went to a job this week and toilet wont flush

clue

its got water and its none of the normal

guess below and ronnie cant answer

 

[Old Account]

right went to a job this week and toilet wont flush

clue

its got water and its none of the normal

guess below and ronnie cant answer

Won't answer ...

Let's get started this little game don't give the answer that quick

 

[WaterTight]

flush pipe disconnected?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

forgot to say one guess each and will answer tomorrow if no one has guessed right

 

[Old Account]

forgot to say one guess each and will answer tomorrow if no one has guessed right

Can't wait for the guess

 

[newcastle phill]

Bucket on a corner

 

[Best]

As it is commercial, I am going to guess someone had stuck something in the cistern and blocked the syphon/flush valve or flush pipe?
Pair of ladies knickers? :smile:

 

[ShaunCorbs]

As it is commercial, I am going to guess someone had stuck something in the cistern and blocked the syphon/flush valve or flush pipe?
Pair of ladies knickers? :smile:

in the right direction

 

[Phil]

Somebody had **** themselves and stuffed their underpants into the cistern.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Somebody had **** themselves and stuffed their underpants into the cistern.

Winner

and it was croppy pants

 

[Best]

Somebody had **** themselves and stuffed their underpants into the cistern.

Lol! That was my second guess, but couldn't say it as only one guess each.

 

[Phil]

Ha ha ha ...aww its a school...poor kid ha ha ha..

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Ha ha ha ...aww its a school...poor kid ha ha ha..

what got me is there was a bin in the bog

 

[Phil]

what got me is there was a bin in the bog

It means coming out of the cubicle though and risk getting caught with them, its easier to dump them in the cistern. Er I can imagine....

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Nasty.

In the early 90's my mate had an 'accident' at work. It was a shop/office. The toilet was top floor, anyway, he was so embarrassed that he opened the window & put his soiled underwear in the gutter!!!

It's nasty all the way

 

[newcastle phill]

I once was caught short in my van when working for british gas.
Climbed into the back and emptied a LIN bin.
Had a diorhea crap in it.
Stood up and bent over to get some blue roll.
Phone fell out of top shirt pocket straight in the ****.
Nasty nasty nasty...

 

[rocketmanbkk]

That is nasty

Tell us you didn't rescue it

 

[newcastle phill]

It was my personal phone.
Jobs phone was of course located in the hands free holder.
I cleaned it and put it on ebay

 

[Phil]

Years ago a bloke at work got someones else jobbie all over his hands, it turns out someone had wiped their bottom after a nasty one while leaving the paper still attached to the roll and then carefully rolled it back up.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Jayzussss

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Years ago a bloke at work got someones else jobbie all over his hands, it turns out someone had wiped their bottom after a nasty one while leaving the paper still attached to the roll and then carefully rolled it back up.

That's nasty

 

[newcastle phill]

That is nasty.
As nasty as mine was at least it was my afterbirth

 

[stevetheplumber]

i had the same but skimpy ladies knickers had gone through the syphon down the flush pipe and stopped at the pan

 

[newcastle phill]

Did they fit you ???

 

[turnpin]

got caught short for a pee in Marylebone rd in the heart of London about 20 sets of lights and could see no way out ...then genius reach into the back of the van bag of 2" iron fittings and a couple of long screws[tank conns] and proceeded to make up a stand pipe trap into which I managed to relieve myself at the next set of lights I opened the window and emptied out said fluid ...only to be made aware a coach load of tourists had had a free show....lol regards Turnpin:rofl: