Re: Where can I get a 6m length of yellow PVC soft copper coil ???? who closed thread

[oddball]

just to clarify
I am not diy ing the job
I object to being ripped off by so called tradesmen who over charge for parts and cant do the job properly. i.e. they cant bend a pipe because they do not have the correct bender

1) the parts cost me approx £140 but as quoted well over this £200 plus
2) yes I do have trade accounts and purchased all items from a LPG parts supplier.
2) then need a 50m length of pipe for a 6m run
3) raw plug half in
4) pipe cllps not plumbed in and on the ****
5) the charged £100 labour for 2 hours work

I am a mechanical engineer so all the work is doable which is why I got a so called expert to do the labour part of the job. As the next thing OH I did not fit this blah blah

So you should all listen to your customers as e don't all swallow the price you pump out without checking

Regards

 

[Dotty]

Oh right. My mistake. You're an engineer.

Job 38.11.

 

[lame plumber]

So you accepted a quote and complain about the cost of parts post job completion and then look at finding fault with the work, or am I barking up the wrong tree?

 

[newcastle phill]

Looks at the positive side. 6 goes into 50 - 8 times. So you have 8 attempts at doing it right !

 

[Dotty]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

 

[Toxic Ted]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

Are you referring to your alcohol intake John?

 

[Dotty]

Are you referring to your alcohol intake John?

Kinda alcohol related, Gary. New bar maid.....

 

[PlumbBobBob]

Kinda alcohol related, Gary. New bar maid.....

just twigged you randy goat lol

 

[lame plumber]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

that would take your blood pressure way up, more 190/100 and that would be more fatal than the mrs catching you

 

[Masood]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

I hereby dub you Casanunda!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

Working out a theory and putting it into practice rarely have the same outcome...........in chemistry, you can easily lose your fingers, but in the pub?........i don't even want to think about that one. 49 John?i had you down for at least another 10 0n that.....:lol:

 

[Masood]

Working out a theory and putting it into practice rarely have the same outcome...........in chemistry, you can easily lose your fingers, but in the pub?........i don't even want to think about that one. 49 John?i had you down for at least another 10 0n that.....:lol:

I think he means 49 inches tall. I thought it was less....

 

[Toxic Ted]

I think he means 49 inches tall. I thought it was less....

I wasn't even going there.........that would have made the victim 21 inches tall.

 

[oz-plumber]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

Please divulge as to what steps did Mrs Croppie used to rumble your plans?

I hope she didn't deck the barmaid, for doing her job - enticing you to buy more drinks!!!!

 

[Dotty]

I hereby dub you Casanunda!

Probably only a few of us will get that.

Working out a theory and putting it into practice rarely have the same outcome...........in chemistry, you can easily lose your fingers, but in the pub?........i don't even want to think about that one. 49 John?i had you down for at least another 10 0n that.....:lol:

Git.

I think he means 49 inches tall. I thought it was less....

Ditto.

I wasn't even going there.........that would have made the victim 21 inches tall.

Victim? Who's to say she wouldn't have been willing?

Please divulge as to what steps did Mrs Croppie used to rumble your plans?

I hope she didn't deck the barmaid, for doing her job - enticing you to buy more drinks!!!!

Apparently I was deep in thought with a wistful smile. Both rarely happen.

Mrs Croppie hasn't met her yet.

"New bar wench started tonight darlin."

"Oh"

10 minutes silence later.

"She wouldn't be interested in you you geriatric old fart! I know what you're thinking!"

 

[Riley]

"She wouldn't be interested in you you geriatric old fart! I know what you're thinking!"

Least your mrs understands you cropster :smile:

 

[Riley]

I hereby dub you Casanunda!

Genius

 

[Masood]

Least your mrs understands you cropster :smile:

Bet she wishes she didn't... Inside Croppie's head is a dark and twisted place...

 

[joni os]

If its not your sister or your daughter, its allowed. But once you're past 50 it becomes indecent. If you don't believe me ask your children.