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SUBJECT: £100.00
It's a slow day in a little east Norfolk town. The sun is beating
down,and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in
debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich
tourist from down south is driving through town. He stops at the motel
and lays a £100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms
upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs
next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the £100 and runs down the street to repay his debt
to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the £100 and heads off to pay his bill at the
supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the £100 and runs to pay his debt
to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has
had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the
hotel owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the £100 back on the counter so the
rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the £100
bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money,
and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything.
However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future
with a lot more optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the British Government is
conducting business today..
 
Nearly the truth.

Bit that's missing is the Govt - sorry, nanny state - didn't have the £100 to start with because it borrowed it having sold all its gold previously.
 
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SUBJECT: £100.00
It's a slow day in a little east Norfolk town. The sun is beating
down,and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in
debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich
tourist from down south is driving through town. He stops at the motel
and lays a £100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms
upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs
next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the £100 and runs down the street to repay his debt
to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the £100 and heads off to pay his bill at the
supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the £100 and runs to pay his debt
to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has
had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the
hotel owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the £100 back on the counter so the
rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the £100
bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money,
and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything.
However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future
with a lot more optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the British Government is
conducting business today..
this goverment doesnt need to do all that palaver gordon has a john bull printing set in the basement atno 10 and just prints what he needs
 
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