apprentership wanted

[philtheflush]

hi im 22 big busted blond 6ft tall and still a virgin my best friends are jordan, paris hilton, pamela anderson, and jenna jameson , im looking for an apprentership anywhere all i ask is to put me up .ps. i can only wear short skirts while im working thanks love you all phylis

 

[oldplumber]

the first 3 statements my be true mate, ie tall,tots and virginal,as for the rest!

 

[tamz]

I'm afraid you would be of little use as an apprentice as your big up top and short skirts would hinder you getting under a floor. Essential everyday chore for the apprentice i'm afraid.
BTW Being a virgin at 22 is highly commendable in this day and age (or maybe you just have a face like a robbers dog and nobody would touch you with a stick)
PS brush up on the spelling, "apprentership"

 

[turnpin]

dear phylis stick around Im sure someone here has the perfect position lined up for youregards turnpin

 

[philtheflush]

actually my name is phylis now it use to be john and the top half of the operation went well thanks lads

 

[Puddle]

actually my name is phylis now it use to be john and the top half of the operation went well thanks lads

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

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