Christmas Presents?

[secret squirrel]

As it states really,

1. Funniest present?

2. Worst present?

3. Best present?

My father in law wrapped up a shoe box, in it there was about 15 presents, ranging from small wire brushes to "DEAD" batteries. It was like pass the parcel as each present was wrapped at least 5 times. I couldn't stop laughing, which sick puppy would think of wrapping up a used cruddy olive!

Although I didn't get my new stilsons or my henry hoover that I asked for!

 

[Robtheplumb]

I just got a stinking cold

and I got pi**ed

and I ate to much

all in all, happy days!

 

[Puddle]

1. Funniest present? Pair of socks with a bit of holly and little bells that ring when you walk

2. Worst present? Pair of socks with a bit of holly and little bells that ring when you walk

3. Best present? Pair of socks with a bit of holly and little bells that ring when you walk

Only ever get one present,did not know you could get more,and the type of present I get,have never thought about asking for any more,ones more than enough
Anyway if anyone is interested get up early tomorrow coz in for sale thread am listing

Pair of socks with a bit of holly and little bells that ring when you walk....slightly soiled

 

[bobpape]

I bought her in doors a new mop and bucket (and some gold) but she was delighted with it, instead of a push down and squeeze or mangle action, it has a peddle operated
centrifuge, and it works well,
anyone with hard floors should try one,

 

[dontknowitall]

I read a story of a man who gave his wife a pair of marigolds for Christmas.

When she threw them back at him a diamond ring fell out.

 

[REDSAW]

got my wife 5 tons of gravel to park her land rover on for xmas, i did present it well as i raked it all flat for her on xmas eve.

crappest pressies come from her brother each year.
a bbq one year,
pen knife another,
then sunglasses b.o.g/.o.f type,
then another pen knife,
then a bread knife w.t.f?.

now we have decided not to buy for each other next year.

 

[oddjobswap]

I love the she box idea. I am going to save that one for next year!! I am always trying to find things to make Christmas more fun.

 

[WHPES]

An old schoolmate had a birthday on April 1st. Presents I remember him getting -

Box containing a crusty cowpat with 14 candles in it

Gift wrapped box with a smaller gift wrapped box inside, with a smaller gift wrapped box inside and so on until the middle was a gift wrapped (empty) matchbox.

Rubber tipped screwdriver (from joke shop)