cruise control

[stevetheplumber]

during a discusion about cruise control on motorhome forum this comment came up

Only having a left leg I find it dead handy!

a couple of minutes later came this reply
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I've only got a right leg...........fancy going halves on a pair of flippers?

 

[Dotty]

My father in law lost his right arm in a farming accident as a teenager. He got free gym tickets a while ago. He gave them to me because he said he'd only use half the equipment. ...

 

[lame plumber]

bit of a waste on you as well, being you'll never reach the bars and for you a squat is hardly worth the bother got to go and dry my eyes, love my sense of humour

 

[Dotty]

Cheek.

He was in a loyalist paramilitary organisation over here. Participating in a March one evening he heard a cry of "Don't know why you bother wearing the balaclava McCreery! We all know it's you!

 

[Ermintrude]

He would know Bobby if they were sat down eating a chicken supper tho