Delicate situation averted

[oz-plumber]

I had a phone call from one of my customers.

I've known her for about 10 years. She has gotten married and 3 kids with her husband - we're more like brother and sister

Anyway - her name comes up on the phone - I answer with
" What's up gorgeous?"

The reply comes with " It's Jarrod here".......
...long pause on my behalf.....
My reply,
" What's up gorgeous?"

He started laughing and I could hear her laughing in the background - phone must have been on loud speaker.

Rule to oneself - don't assume the person calling you is the person calling you.
Dodged what could have been a very tricky situation.

All's good

 

[Harvest Fields]

Or so you believe...
Until you turn up next time and he has the boys waiting for you.

 

[SimonG]

Or he makes sure her and the kids are out when you turn up. Nudge nudge. Wink wink.

 

[rpm]

Once said something similar to a long time attractive customer thinking we were alone in the house and hubby walked in the room.


Ah, hello Mr Gorgeous!

 

[Phil]

I once accidently texted a regular customer that I couldn't wait to ---- all over him or words to that effect (more aswell but too obscene for here). I was sending a dirty joke text to my girlfriend at the same time I was giving him a text quote.

I was so embarrassed i nearly died.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I once accidently texted a regular customer that I couldn't wait to ---- all over him or words to that effect (more aswell but too obscene for here). I was sending a dirty joke text to my girlfriend at the same time I was giving him a text quote.

I was so embarrassed i nearly died.

what did he say?

 

[Harvest Fields]

what did he say?

Doors unlocked and I’m upstairs waiting

 

[Phil]

Nothing! that was the worse part, I texted back oops sorry John, not meant for you! No text back..I've seen hi since but we never mention it..