diy gasmen!!!!!

[lame plumber]

Just got a call, please I have a gas leak, transco have capped my meter, it needs sorting now. So first question I ask is "wheres the Leak?" answer on a T piece put in last week. Next question, why dont you call back the muppet who put it in and then have him repair it and test the system before recconnecting? Answer silence...............
Me comments, if your stupid enough to have messed with gas, give us a call Monday, its perfectly safe for now, answer, but my new cooker isnt working, cant cook. and things are becoming clearer as I put the phone down, after all the wifes nags need collecting up in 20 minutes Chaps got to take time off at weekends

 

[Barry98]

Dumb asses

 

[Dotty]

Serves him bloody well right!

 

[Howsie]

Almost worth a call to GasSafe...

 

[Howsie]

not that they'll do anything...

 

[jtsplumbing]

Tell them its £200 to repair gas leaks on Saturday ;

 

[Barry98]

Give em my number

 

[Leo21]

Take a contract out on him .

 

[Dotty]

We'll all turn up!

 

[Leo21]

Yeh, and duff him up.

 

[Kyle87]

I'd like to know exactly how it came to his gas meter being capped.

Did he ring them because of his leak and then think.....dam I should have tried to repair it myself.

What a tool

 

[Killy Bing]

Who's for betting it was on push fit.....

 

[Dotty]

"It's not rocket science!"

:30:

 

[Kyle87]

Who's for betting it was on push fit.....

Or better still a b n q outside tap kit

 

[Leo21]

"It's not rocket science!"

:30:

Where have I heard that recently? Ah yes another tool who only three months to be a gsr.