Ok should give em to someone you don't like. There fingers will be like ribbons with all the slipping. And don't offer them to me either! You cheeky git.
They are actually very good grips but the self adjusting takes a lot of getting used to. I had a pair a few years ago and hated them too. Old dog new tricks thing, i just couldn't be bothered. Too used to normal grips.
I gave them to an apprentice who loved them.
Could get everyone to throw in an unwanted tool and give the lot away to some lucky member who needs a tool kit. I have a spare 22mm pipe spring, used only once.