there was a strong smell.....of gas paste.
Tip for all you young guys.
Boss white kills the smell of ALL perfumes. Wee dab behind the ears before you get home, Bob's yer uncle
got a call back to a place "major flood" was abso brickin myself because I changed the building from storage to mains, upon arrival there was a large puddle on the floor but it had seeped through to the ceiling below and ruined the new carpets. Turns out RWP was blocked and their was a sink tee'n into the RWP, so it overflowed from the sink and flooded the place, wasnt my fault at all but got the job to unlock the RWP
Few years back i did the maintainance work for Levis factories before they shipped out to Hungary or wherever.
Call as above was a goldmine. Great what a bottle of blue label will get you from the cleaners
Think you will find I have lost a few pounds since than !!!
Been called back at night to lift floorboards again to allow the cat out that had been meowing for a few hours,lifted boards and cat popped out,thought customer would be happy but looked shocked,was not her cat!!! all a little confused,lifted a few more boards and out popped another cat,this time it was hers
..........So popped the other cat back under boards and left..... not really,put it in the wheelie bin outside
This will be a long one........
Working in a house years back and we were done and relaying the carpets and putting all the heavy furniture back
After they were down we had a couple of things still to do but put the kettle on for a wee cuppa. The cust was out at the time.
We were standing having our tea when Billy noticed a bump in the lounge carpet so i thinking it was a bump on the underlay, walked over and hammered it flat. Sorted.
When i was walking back to the kitchen i noticed the bird cage, empty with the door open!
Says i "where is the burd"?
Billy says "dunno! i saw it yesterday. It was a green wan".
"Don't tell me i've nailed it under the carpet?"
"Awe jeez, the old dear will go off her head!"
So i ran down the town and found a pet shop and bought a green budgie, took it back and put it in the cage and shut the door.
We were all done and tidy when the old dear came back in. explained how it all worked and was taking the tools to the van when we heard her let out a scream.
We ran through to the lounge and asked what was up?
She said
Joey was dead in his cage this morning so i put him in the bin. He is back!!!!!!
What can i say
