Has anyone ever come onto you on the job ?

[JAH HEATING]

in all the years, all the story's ... Never had a sniff !

last June I went out to fix a Modena, shaped up like a quilt cos I fancied the tenant an am still with her today !

i still haven't fitted her new taps like that I said I would

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

yes,she was fit as fk also a ferroli involved she come on to me AFTER paying the bill,though i love my mrs so declined

 

[lame plumber]

probably wouldnt notice if they did, too thick skinned and out of practice, they would have to use bill boards to get my attention

 

[plumber0808]

about 3/4 years ago while fitting free boilers on grant work.
A woman on her own in a nice house, her husband had left her.

She went into detail how she used to go to bed dressed up for it, all her husband wanted to do was have a w@nk while watching **** on the net while she was gagging for it.

To be honest I didn't know what to say to it all because I would never cheat on my wife.

 

[tamz]

To be honest I didn't know what to say to it all because I would never cheat on my wife.

Show us and i'll have a wank would have done for starters :lol:

 

[JAH HEATING]

When we was apprentices, my mate was working in a house an the fella was wearing suzzys an a pair of draws as they worked away

 

[lame plumber]

croppie was successful with this last week so I hear, he was working for his local vicar

 

[smtplumbing]

in my local HA i could chatted up by a gay guy i was there to clear his chocked toilet, my comment i got when he opened the door was OOOOOOO thats a big plunger

 

[TFGplumbing]

one of my mates had a customer come on to him, got her knocked up and she turned up of his doorstep 9 months later with a baby, good-bye marriage, good bye business... hello driving tractors for a living( although I hear its good money)

Never happened to me (damn) Although I went to fix a boiler last week and was greeted by a smoking hot 30 something brunette covered with a very modestly sized towel and a very nice** all over tan. haha I wish

 

[Toxic Ted]

croppie was successful with this last week so I hear, View attachment 15342 he was working for his local vicar

Wheres the southern comfort

 

[lame plumber]

dont ask, howsie is hiding it for Ray

 

[Ermintrude]

Never even a sniff ! Grannies and smack heads

 

[tamz]

Never even a sniff ! Grannies and smack heads

You need to get aff the social housing onto the lonely divorcee's and widows :wink:

 

[Ermintrude]

They are the private ones . It's the north east... HA all still solid fuel

 

[tamz]

Where theres muck there's brass:wink:
Used to be good money in the coal heating. Done it for years.

 

[Barry98]

just me then ?