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[andyg0507]

Hi plumbers and gas engineers, sorry not been on for a while only just woke up from lees doo, anything good hapend since then

 

[AWheating]

santa's dead, he came down my precast flue, i mistook him for hamburglar and thought he wanted my mcflurry so i smashed his fat face in.

oh well swings and roundabouts!

 

[andyg0507]

wow, all in a nights work, bet you drunk his sherry aswell

 

[AWheating]

needed a drink after i burried his body.

 

[Dotty]

Hi plumbers and gas engineers, sorry not been on for a while only just woke up from lees doo, anything good hapend since then

There's been a revolution. Scotland has been downgraded from a country to a principality, which has had an unfortunate knock on effect for the suburb of Wales.

Gas works may be legally signed off by the neighbours dog.

Copper pipe has all but been bought up by the Chinese. All pipework must now be daisychained flexies.

On a positive note Colin has been locked up and the key thrown away!