How do you make a plumber cry?

[Keefy]

KILL HIS FAMILY!

I don't get it.

 

[TomLane]

You been sniffing the solvent weld again?!?!

 

[Rickster123]

Don't get it either.

 

[SimonG]

Normally getting the ball kicked in me nads at football does the trick.

 

[snowhead]

This solves the problem;

What are Antijokes?

Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

OR
Its anti-humor. They're jokes that aren't whitty at all and are dark. example.. "Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.." Or "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust."

 

[Keefy]

You been sniffing the solvent weld again?!?!

No, that joke gets repeated all day long on Twitter. I just don't get it. Is it implying that plumbers are so tough that nothing short of killing their families will make them cry?

Edit: An anti-joke? Are you being funny?


























^ Like that?

 

[villa_tom]

It's an anti joke.

 

[villa_tom]

This solves the problem;

What are Antijokes?

Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

OR
Its anti-humor. They're jokes that aren't whitty at all and are dark. example.. "Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.." Or "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust."

I really should start reading the whole thread before I comment

 

[snowhead]

I really should start reading the whole thread before I comment

Thought you'd joined in the new craze of Anti thread.

 

[Crinkmeister]

The clue is that it is on TWITter. The social media channel for TWITS. Actually, I must be a boring old fart - I cannot see the point of twitter.....

 

[Keefy]

I know this fella down my local who everyone calls 'the reluctant comedian' because at the beginning of every sentence he says "I'm not being funny... "

 

[Dotty]

I know this fella down my local who everyone calls 'the reluctant comedian' because at the beginning of every sentence he says "I'm not being funny... "

Bet he's usually spot on too.

 

[jim fennessey]

usually the net pay ,it would make anyone cry lol

 

[jim fennessey]

i heard someone today say they were that ugly when they was young even the tide would not take her out i almost fell off the steps with laughter, she was only kidding of course lol but i was in tears laughing does this count.