i'm too pretty to work

[johnnyplumb]

i thought i'd heard it all with peoples excuses for not being able to work, what about this for an excuse, lol


[DLMURL="http://www.perthnow.com.au/business/worklife/london-woman-laura-fernee-says-shes-too-attractive-to-work/story-fnhohetd-1226647294922"]London woman Laura Fernee says she's 'too attractive' to work | Business News | Business and Finance News | | Perth Now[/DLMURL]

 

[markfxy]

I have the same problem even the most attractive women cant help throwing themselves at me i'm now afraid to go into a customers house unless armed with a toolbag full of extra large condoms:bigcry:

 

[Plumb08]

how do you know the customer will be an extra large

Sorry couldnt help it!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

is she serious? she looks like mortisha from the Addams family,shes also a magician she has the ability to disappear up her own rse

 

[Keefy]

She just looks like your average 47 year old who looks after herself to me.

 

[villa_tom]

She's not even fit, the lazy bint.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

She just looks like your average 47 year old who looks after herself to me.

you would slip her one then LOL

 

[on31ll]

She was on this morning the other day !

 

[on31ll]

Or so i was told ! Thought she was minging ! And as soon as she opened her mouth i just wanted to bury her next to the scum that killed that soldier today !

 

[tamz]

Done worse but she just loves herself that one. A 10 pinter to listen to the accent.

 

[lame plumber]

tamz aint proud, and he isnt selfish, gave himself to anyone years ago

 

[Keefy]

you would slip her one then LOL

Nah, she's an attention *****.

 

[Leo21]

Two words ........ Daft bint.......

 

[R1CKY]

I'd hit that like a ginger stepchild! Still a daft bint though.

 

[Mrs Tara Plumbi]

Obviously her problems are in her head!
I bet if there were interviews with her x-work colleagues they'd be hilarious.

 

[AlexGas]

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[Leo21]

She's demented and needs help. I'd still hit it, but I would feel ashamed in the morning!

 

[kay-jay]

I think she looks older than what she is...

 

[lame plumber]

I think she looks older than what she is...

wrong, she is so much older than she is trying to look, if you fell in there you'd be getting double echoes when you screamed

 

[kay-jay]

According to match the article she's only 30 something. Looks well into the forties in my opinion

 

[johnnyplumb]

Two words ........ Daft bint.......

it's gotta be a publicity stunt, she was quick to plug her new book,
maybe she's smarter than we all think, and the real dafties, are the ones that buy her book. :2guns:

 

[kay-jay]

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looks a bit like michael jackson (not the head in a box one, the body in a box one)

 

[Leo21]

looks a bit like michael jackson (not the head in a box one, the body in a box one)

Tou know what it could be Michael Jackson! I've heard people say he's not dead.

 

[Keefy]

Tou know what it could be Michael Jackson! I've heard people say he's not dead.

And we know he was a fan of disguises...

 

[Dotty]

Hark at you lot all being so picky!

I consider myself lucky if they've still got a pulse!