I’ve finally been defeated. I am throwing in the towel.

[wetdrip]

I’ve finally been defeated. I am throwing in the towel.
Been through a lot of adversity in my life, but have always been able to use cunning, strength and whatever intelligence God gave me to smite my opponents or find a solution to the problem.
But now, I'm beat, done-in, had enough, and just feel like crying.

Yes you’ve guessed it, I’m trying to choose a new mattress for our bed. F.F.S.

 

[newcastle phill]

What stage off life are you at ????
Will you be needing a waterproof one soon

 

[Rickster123]

They never feel the same when you get them home. Much like women really.

 

[newcastle phill]

You need a mistress not a matress then

 

[wetdrip]

Memory foam mattresses seem to be in fashion, but most folks I've talk to say they sweat like billyoh whenever they've had to sleep on one.
So, I am ruling memory foam out.

 

[Rickster123]

Why don't you go for a waterbed? Then give me a review because I'm tempted to get one.

 

[Masood]

Memory foam mattresses seem to be in fashion, but most folks I've talk to say they sweat like billyoh whenever they've had to sleep on one.
So, I am ruling memory foam out.

Yes they do. My missus yapped on and on about how good they were so we bought a memory foam mattress topper. It's too hot by a mile.

 

[zzzjim]

I fidgit in bed , and find memory foam wears me out , like lying on a bed of quicksand !

( it's like buying shampoo / less problem now going bald - beds have firmness nos TOO much choice )

 

[Barry98]

Wait I'll you get a vaillant Eco tec pro with a f75 fault then you'll be ready to jump off tower bridge

 

[wetdrip]

Just ordered this one:
[h=1]Silentnight Mirapocket Microquilt 1000 Luxury Pocket Mattress - Medium[/h]

 

[Rickster123]

Just ordered this one:
Silentnight Mirapocket Microquilt 1000 Luxury Pocket Mattress - Medium

Ohh 1000 luxury pockets.

ive got 1001....

 

[wetdrip]

Ohh 1000 luxury pockets.

ive got 1001....

Lucky git.

 

[solutions]

Ohh 1000 luxury pockets.

ive got 1001....

Not sure your wife would be happy with you adding hers in to that count.

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

What's your budget? https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sour...=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=tempur+mattress&tbm=shop

How anyone could spend that on a mattress I do not know.

 

[wetdrip]

What's your budget? https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sour...=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=tempur+mattress&tbm=shop

How anyone could spend that on a mattress I do not know.

Gas safe plumbers who work on boilers and electrics all the time and plumbers you take their copper scrap for weigh-in could afford to buy and change/renew every 6 months;-)

 

[Resolute]

As I'm a mega rich plumber I ditched my mattress and sleep on a pile of fifties!

 

[Dotty]

As I'm a mega rich plumber I ditched my mattress and sleep on a pile of fifties!

I'm a gas service engineer, I don't often sleep owing to having no soul but, when I do, it's upside down in a belfry.....

 

[tamz]

I much prefer £100's. A truly comfortable sleep on a big pile of these :wink:

 

[village idiot]

I leave that area for the wife to deal with.
Infact, she just had one delivered yesterday, bed and mattress £2,850. She wanted me to pay part of the bill, but I said NO. The one we had was bought by myself when I bought the house. If she wants it out, she should foot the bill

 

[solutions]

I much prefer £100's. A truly comfortable sleep on a big pile of these :wink:
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My nearly 2 year old just got a whole bunch of those with a fisher price till.




Oh wait its actual currency, The bank of scotland bit would confuse anyone. Thought you guys just bartered with kilt cloth and deep fried mars bars.

 

[Badboy plumber]

You need a mistress not a matress then

Classic!!!