Lacking the Right Skills - Stumped

[bcp]

Hi gang - I don't think I can sort this one, never covered it when I trained.
Customer quote request as follows:-

"bathroom and living room damaged by lickage"

 

[jpm]

what's been licking it?

 

[bcp]

in what has been a grim year, this made me laugh (hard these days), so I posted it for the higher edification of everyone in the pub. Not even the 'secretary' here was amused. Muttered something about stamps.

 

[Puddle]

thought they had a spring spanial or something

Was in a house the other day with one ,first ten mins ok,then wanted to ring its neck,everytime i got down on the floor it licked me to death,instead of customer locking it in another room just laughed,I laughed aswell when I put a extra 1/2 hour on the bill for the mess about

 

[jpm]

thought they had a spring spanial or something

Was in a house the other day with one ,first ten mins ok,then wanted to ring its neck,everytime i got down on the floor it licked me to death,instead of customer locking it in another room just laughed,I laughed aswell when I put a extra 1/2 hour on the bill for the mess about

I was bitten a a feckin yorkshire terrier a few weeks ago,anybody eslse had a bite?