Loads of work

[leelister6]

I can guarantee you loads of work. Send me £2000 + vat and I will make you rich. Please make cheques out to "cash" and the work will come rolling in.......eventually....mebbe, its wortha go innit?!

 

[hammers4spanner]

wow where do i sign up ??

 

[markfxy]

how do I know its not a scam?

 

[hammers4spanner]

of course its not a scam !!!

 

[Paulus]

Just send me all your bank details and pin number and I will transfer the dosh straight to your account. Save you having to take a cheque to the bank.

 

[leelister6]

how do I know its not a scam?

You have my word as a gentleman and a plumber. Can't say fairer than that! P.S. I also accept cash

 

[oz-plumber]

I'll get you on the first page of google for half that price. ( excluding vat )
PM me your details and I will gladly accept your cash or cheque - prefer cash transfer.
PS - you might have to be available for work in Zimbabwe or Mozambique.

By the way - when I have my " plumbers hat on " - I am not a gentleman - not negotiable - nor will I adjust the price unless it is my favour.

 

[jase158]

I will also provide training and get you £100,000 a year income but my price is higher £5,000

 

[Atouchofgas]

Jase, I am willing to take you up on that offer however I am waiting on the funds from a recently widowed Nigerian woman being transferred ( I will not tell you how much you might tell someone )

 

[jase158]

brilliant, just get a loan from us at 200% apr, start tomorrow.

 

[markfxy]

So many opportunities here I don't know which one to go for!

 

[jase158]

So many opportunities here I don't know which one to go for!

I will guarantee 100% that British gas will take you on after your training, they are always looking for great minded people just like you. 99% of our students pass first time and you look bright, you will do well. I would even go as far as to bet my right arm on you passing. We will not go bust like those other centres. All our training can be done from home and if you need a tutor we have a 24 hour hotline with 10 tutors on the end of the phone waiting for your call. (I'm getting into this, anybody want a job?)

 

[Mrs Tara Plumbi]

I can guarantee you loads of work. Send me £2000 + vat and I will make you rich. Please make cheques out to "cash" and the work will come rolling in.......eventually....mebbe, its wortha go innit?!

I am willing to give it a try, you just never know! Can I have a VAT invoice? thanks