Lost my keys at work

[Phil]

Fitting a bathroom, day two...skip arrived today.
Spent all morning filling the full size skip about half full of broken tiles and plaster with the shower enclosure glass on top and smashed into cubes.

Then at around 12:30pm I needed to go in my van, put my hand in my pocket where they always are and no keys...looked on bathroom window sill and not there.

I frantically search kitchen getting worried as I have two customers keys on there, my house keys and my only van keys so without them I'm screwed.

Searched absolutely everywhere and came to the conclusion they could only be in the skip. I spent an hour and a half in the skip before I found them right at the bottom of the opposite side I started from....god the relief.

 

[Toxic Ted]

That heavy sinking feeling when the penny drops............not nice.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Ooops

 

[Phil]

I know...I was ready for smashing my drivers window just for somewhere else to look.

 

[lame plumber]

worse still is slamming the kangoo sliding door (which is ex BG) on your fingers , so some will know what happens next, the old auto click click locked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then you see a set of keys sitting on the passenger seat of your locked van, all before you have time to think , jeez my fingers hurt a tad!! In my case, I found my other set of keys still in my back pocket, didnt stop me losing 3 finger nails though.

 

[Rickster123]

I thought you were gonna say they were in your pocket. The times I've done that!

 

[Phil]

worse still is slamming the kangoo sliding door (which is ex BG) on your fingers , so some will know what happens next, the old auto click click locked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then you see a set of keys sitting on the passenger seat of your locked van, all before you have time to think , jeez my fingers hurt a tad!! In my case, I found my other set of keys still in my back pocket, didnt stop me losing 3 finger nails though.

Ouch! jesus.

 

[Rickster123]

worse still is slamming the kangoo sliding door (which is ex BG) on your fingers , so some will know what happens next, the old auto click click locked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then you see a set of keys sitting on the passenger seat of your locked van, all before you have time to think , jeez my fingers hurt a tad!! In my case, I found my other set of keys still in my back pocket, didnt stop me losing 3 finger nails though.

Leo would blame the French for that!

 

[townfanjon]

I thought you were gonna say they were in your pocket. The times I've done that!

Lol me too

 

[lame plumber]

Ouch! jesus.

NO, it goes ouch, fecking hell ouch ouch ouch, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh what was that noise, feck feck feck doors locked, ooooooh theres the keys on the seat, ffs the doors locked!!!!!!! ouch pulling on those purple digits really hurts, mmmmmmmmmmm dont panic! ooh whats that in my pocket, keys click , open door, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh that really hurts now the blood gets back into the purple finger tips, etc etc

 

[mountainman]

I'm paranoid about doing that so my keys are tethered to a coil type clip on my belt.

 

[lame plumber]

I'm paranoid about doing that so my keys are tethered to a coil type clip on my belt.

that isnt any good when her husband turns up and you leave your kecks behind

 

[Leo21]

Leo would blame the French for that!

I'm speechless that the central locking worked.

 

[JCplumb]

I thought you were gonna say they were in your pocket. The times I've done that!

Haha, yeah. I'll look all round a house for my pencil if I put it in the wrong pocket
Also went a fortnight thinking I'd lost a pair of grips and an adjustable because I put them back in the wrong toolbox.

 

[mountainman]

that isnt any good when her husband turns up and you leave your kecks behind

The simple answer is to drop strides to the knees ready for a quick getaway