Namby pamby white goods metrosexual boilers........

[Dotty]

That's not a valve!



THAT'S a valve!

 

[Kev the gas]

Is the grey button on top the one you use to light the pilot !!!

 

[Howsie]

Did you buy that off eBay?

 

[villa_tom]

Is this issue with size that you have because you are not happy with the size of a certain part of your body?

 

[Dotty]

Did you buy that off eBay?

Came out of Stormont Castle, I wouldn't like to tell you how much a new one cost!

Is the grey button on top the one you use to light the pilot !!!

Pilot light! pffftttttt.............

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

its fooked jim,says broken on it

 

[Dotty]

Is this issue with size that you have because you are not happy with the size of a certain part of your body?

It's big enough to keep me happy........

 

[Toxic Ted]

There you go again.....mines bigger than yours....bloody commercial fitters are all the same

 

[Dotty]

its fooked jim,says broken on it

Well and truly. had to run that boiler on oil for a while. Then the oil pump burned out.

I love dual fuel boilers!

 

[TomLane]

looks like one of them "machines" that ladies would use with a strange fetish for power tools & fast movement!

 

[mjt]

its fooked jim,says broken on it

It's fooked Jim but not as we know it!

 

[Dotty]

It's now 1,200 quids worth of door stop

 

[Toxic Ted]

looks like one of them "machines" that ladies would use with a strange fetish for power tools & fast movement!

something you want to tell us Tom?

 

[TomLane]

looks like one of them "machines" that ladies would use with a strange fetish for power tools & fast movement!

something you want to tell us Tom?

Did I say that out loud?!?!? :38:

 

[on31ll]

why u keepin it then ? really a doorstop ?

 

[on31ll]

if you get another one i think they would make perfect cufflinks mind !!

 

[Dotty]

why u keepin it then ? really a doorstop ?

It's good for eff all else.

 

[Dotty]

if you get another one i think they would make perfect cufflinks mind !!

I've already got forearms like Popeye.

I lived on my own for a while.....

 

[on31ll]

I've already got forearms like Popeye.

I lived on my own for a while.....

ive heard hoovering up is good for forearms !

 

[on31ll]

you one of them croppie have a shed full of wall mounted stuff then when you walk sombody round they go whats that and you shout "in 2013 27th of april sent out to boiler breakdown, reilleo burner ! everyone depending on me to fix the situation ! well i only went and got a replacement within a week ! saved the month didnt i !!!!!!"

 

[Dotty]

you one of them croppie have a shed full of wall mounted stuff then when you walk sombody round they go whats that and you shout "in 2013 27th of april sent out to boiler breakdown, reilleo burner ! everyone depending on me to fix the situation ! well i only went and got a replacement within a week ! saved the month didnt i !!!!!!"

Nahhhh.... I just ain't ain't got round to skipping it yet though I may drop it off at a local training center for demonstration purposes.

 

[on31ll]

Thats very nice of you !

 

[Dotty]

Thats very nice of you !

I'm a very lovely person!

 

[Barry98]

I'm a very lovely person!

A nice person would of sent me my test rig by now

 

[on31ll]

There aint no pleasing some people !