Nasal and ear hair. What's it for.

[student plumber]

Looked in the mirror the other day and thought why have I got a pot plant growing out of each nostril. I wouldn't have minded too much if I could grow a decent beard or more chest hair but what **** makes it grow up there.

Noticed loads of hairs on my ears and there's always one that sticks out a mile, it looks like my ears are going fishing. (Bet the bar stewards catch more than crabs as well it's all I can manage).
I thought if I went bald it's going to look like I'm wearing some of those wooly winter one ear muffs.

They were only fine hairs so no need shaving foam then. But one hand holding my ear the other on the razor and I got a bit confused in the reflection. I nicked the inside of my ear, I'm glad none of you know where I live.

 

[migoplumber]

nose hairs - for making you cry when you pluck them out driving down the M6
nasal hair trimmers are great for pollinating your tomato plants tho...
ear hairs - just for making you look old. no apparent purpose

 

[Puddle]

ear hairs - just for making you look old. no apparent purpose

Ear hair is to dampen the continued nagging of the wife or girl friend, when she gets her teeth into something, you will notice they get thicker once a month to corresponds to when their moaning and nagging gets worse
Also handy for using in place of hemp if you run short,thats why best left un-cut,mine I just brush over my shoulder

 

[oldplumber]

long ear hair makes a great comb over ie michael foot etc

 

[turnpin]

used to have a girlfriend with strange bushy eyebrows that used to meet in the middle...of her back her boobs used to stick out of her back as well she was no looker but god was she fun to dance withif you know what I meanregards turnpin

 

[Puddle]

used to have a girlfriend with strange bushy eyebrows that used to meet in the middle...of her back her boobs used to stick out of her back as well she was no looker but god was she fun to dance withif you know what I meanregards turnpin

Wish you had kept dating her,coz think I ending up marrying her !!!!

mind you eye brows good for flossing

 

[Bernie2]

They grow to keep you warm when the oil runs out.

 

[student plumber]

If Mr Spock grew ear hair would he be in danger of looking like a werewolf and being hunted by the villagers (on some planet that surprisingly looks very much like earth either a very long time ago or way off into the future) a person changing into an animal it's not logical Jim.

And leave my ears alone they're nice being nibbled.