ONE NIGHT ONLY - The Midsummer Special

[Dotty]

Right you hopeless pyshpoor excuses for plumbers.

This thread will be opened up on Saturday night at 9pm for a no holds barred night of mayhem where anything, yep ANYTHING, goes.

Although going by past efforts it'll be one long sausagefest!

So party frocks and make up on Girls! It'll be a blast!

 

[Dotty]

It's 9pm. Let's see which of you has the balls.

 

[Howsie]

I'm dressed and ready for the action!

 

[Rickster123]

I'm dressed and ready for the action!

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I went to click "like" and then questioned my decision!

 

[Dotty]

Looks like Jon's flotation aids when he goes out on his teeny weeny boat later!

 

[mountainman]

A bit quiet in here right now, I've just put £50 behind the bar and even Croppie hasn't had a half of shandy out of it yet.

 

[Dotty]

I've a secret stash of money hidden in the bar wenches drawers.

 

[SimonG]

On my third can of diet coke. Can't drink full fat coke as it gives me the trots. Had enough beer the last two nights.

 

[Dotty]

Our bar wench - Mavis......

 

[Leo21]

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Our bar wench - Mavis......

She couldn't hide a lot in those knickers, more than enough for your stash though Croppie.

 

[julesverne]

Whassup bell ends

 

[julesverne]

Been up since 4.00 am and am drunk as a **** so give fcuk what you say to me darlings

 

[SimonG]

right back at ya

 

[Leo21]

Whassup bell ends

Fine. How are you on this lovely evening?

 

[plumber0808]

What we talking about then??

i will get the party started..............


So the weather......good

 

[SimonG]

Too bleedin hot, bring on the snow, ice and 18 hour days

 

[Kyle87]

Is now the right time to call everybody on ukpf except supper plumb a *****!!

 

[Phil_Plumb]

evening, bit ****ed that i havent been paid by a custard, and the cheeky pig has buggered off to cornwall for the weekend, taking my payment with her. on another note, a bottle of Southern Comfort always smooths down the rough edges!


Just got back from taking my daughter for a walk, was about to lift her out of the pram, Shi.... everywhere, there goes my plans of an easy weekend, i have a pram to clean down before i can chill out!

 

[plumber0808]

I had a BBQ today, no chance of getting food poisoning with me running the show.

everything burnt to a crisp, funnily all tastes the same you don't know if its burger or salmon.

 

[julesverne]

Fine. How are you on this lovely evening?

Was expecting something a bit ruder but i'll go with im fine and diddly dandy thabks for asking

 

[Leo21]

Is now the right time to call everybody on ukpf except supper plumb a *****!!

Been called worse. But super plumb, what a numb nut!

 

[Resolute]

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Our bar wench - Mavis......

I'd dive into her knickers looking for Croppies money any day, in fact I'd dive in knowing there was no money in them (although that's pretty much the same thing)!

 

[Leo21]

Looks like we're in for a night of Croppie bashing!

 

[Kyle87]

I wanna know who's fffing drink she's pouring.

Bigger one than that for me love.
If she gives me a big un ill give her my big un!!

 

[Phil_Plumb]

I hear that cos Croppie is such a generous bloke, he has left an open ended cheque behind the bar with his guaruntee card too,

Cheers Croppie,

I will have a pint of Guiness and a whatever everyone else wants!