Plumber wanted lol!

[gassafe]

Scrolling through my job app & found this lol!

 

[lame plumber]

prehaps there are extras?

 

[Reg Man]

Cookoo Land, one thinks.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

prehaps there are extras?

A free BJ a day?
£10p/h :lol:

 

[Ermintrude]

Need more than a BJ! No holes barred plus fryup

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Need more than a BJ! No holes barred plus fryup

:lol:

 

[Leo21]

It makes my blood boil reading things like this, I just imagine the sanctimonious **** thinking how much cleverer they are than lowly plumbers and alike.

 

[townfanjon]

I wonder why the first guy dropped out lol.
I somehow think he may not have existed in the first place.

 

[Roger Welton]

£10 an hour but will take 4 times longer to complete than it should would be what I expect the outcome will be of this, and probably finished to a shocking standard with poor quality materials.

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

What site is this ad on ??

 

[lame plumber]

I had a call from Mrs Ponsomby Smythe (not her real name but similar) yesturday, is that the plumbarrrrr, yep , oh the Arrrrrgarrrr isnt working, when will u arrive? Monday says I, as I'm in the middle of a boiler repair and gas line upgrade. EUUUUUUcch or somethings similar came forth, but the welateeeves are awwiving soon fwom the fwoods yuu know and theres now Wargar! Oh well you can use your big gas range on the otherside of the kitchen said I, and she said, Iwwwlll have the colonel look at it (her hubbie), and you wing me tonight to check if its alright. Me!!! why dont you ring me to let me know it still isnt working and Ill see you Monday if thats the case. Her response was unprintable, made me laugh that I and my like should call her to double check its all ok, and use the back door to the side, not the back door near the front door, thats for the postman And to cap it all she quibbles every penny on the invoice every time I service the Warrrgaaar. Still the maid makes a lovely cup of tea at 0930 when she arrives !

 

[Rickster123]

plumbers and alike.

You sounded so northern then! It was just missing a "does he heck as like!"

 

[iain85]

Sounds like a right muppet. Shall we all reply to get the work and drive the hourly rate down in a bidding war? I'm sure said muppet will be wet with glee until no one turns up to do the job.

 

[Leo21]

You sounded so northern then! It was just missing a "does he heck as like!"

How you getting on with that water were sending down?

 

[Rickster123]

How you getting on with that water were sending down?

Its topped up my fishing lake very nicely. Although it's now bordering on taking the pish!

 

[Ermintrude]

Sounds like a right muppet. Shall we all reply to get the work and drive the hourly rate down in a bidding war? I'm sure said muppet will be wet with glee until no one turns up to do the job.

That's a plan Stan!

 

[iain85]

OP, contact details? I will get the ball rolling with £8 per hour on the proviso I can sleep at the address free of charge.

 

[Rickster123]

OP, contact details? I will get the ball rolling with £8 per hour on the proviso I can sleep at the address free of charge.

I'll go 7 quid if they throw in breakfast

 

[cr0ft]

Times would have to be hard, i.e. I was starving, before my business ever worked for that rate lol. Even then, out of principal, I think I would much rather sit at home and eat grass!

But I would be up for applying for it, I would punt in with a silly figure like £5 an hour. I will make up some story about me having my arm run over by a lawnmower. As I've only got one arm now I am a bit slow but she will get a bargain!

 

[Ermintrude]

I'm in at £4.75 but get first ride on lady's in house in new shower! Also must spesify that I will be sleeping imbedded in her face and expect to have a fit naked waitress available for jiggy jiggy at drop of hat. I'm fat and smelly so she have to work for it!

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

I'm in at £3.25 but is have to have her attached to me. Wink. As I work

 

[Ermintrude]

Ok I'm out.

 

[iain85]

£3. Endless supplies of love from the posh bint and a timeshare deal where by I can sleep in her house (muff) for 1 week a year for life. Assuming she is passable as a female human being so I'd need pics before I committed to that deal. Would be great if we purported to be benevolent rich plumbers looking to help a citizen out, however required a pic of said damsel in distress in her unfinished plumbing quandary with her pulling a sad face.

 

[Ermintrude]

£3. Endless supplies of love from the posh bint and a timeshare deal where by I can sleep in her house (muff) for 1 week a year for life. Assuming she is passable as a female human being so I'd need pics before I committed to that deal. Would be great if we purported to be benevolent rich plumbers looking to help a citizen out, however required a pic of said damsel in distress in her unfinished plumbing quandary with her pulling a sad face.

And hooters on display!

 

[iain85]

And hooters on display!

As a minimum