secret santa ideas for a biulder?

[obseen16]

Hi all, as the title says, every year we all do a secret santa thing, so far to my knowledge the biulder has had:

A Rubber brick.
a chocolate toolbox with chocolate tools
wine (boring)


What the hell can i get a builder? its got to be a mickey take of his job.

Was thinking of getting him a DIY Book lol, but have no other ideas.

What would you guys get?

 

[REDSAW]

a bent 90 degree spirit level. to help when cutting corners.
or a pair of spurs.

 

[Jimbob]

some bob the builder socks, that would be funny

 

[pauls]

a six shooter gun holster to hold his trowel