Supplements...must take supplements I'm going mad

[Phil]

I must have supplements, I can't wait to get up in a morning to have a bowl full of supplements and milk, for my lunch have 3 jars of supplements between 2 dry bread slices and for tea hot mashed and roast supplements followed by supplements and custard.

For my christmas presents I will buy everyone supplements and I will receive a years supply of supplements.

 

[Ric2013]

Do you prefer blue or yellow supplemements? I used to prefer the orange ones, but the sunset yellow made me hyperactive.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I heard you can have problems with the blue pills especially if your out in public

 

[Phil]

I'll crunch down any colour raw supplement as long as they're untested Chinese junk.

 

[townfanjon]

I just prefer Jack Daniels, it tastes better

 

[Ric2013]

For my christmas presents I will buy everyone supplements and I will receive a years supply of supplements.

Definitely the most amusing rant of the year so far.

Perhaps the chap selling radiators for £5 would throw in a bag of supplements. Shall I ask him?

 

[Phil]

I can only take so much before I crack! nowhere is safe from advertisers, I'm sick of them.

 

[oz-plumber]

I think my wife is suffering from SDS

- Supplement Deficiency Syndrome -

Me on the other hand.. I am suffering from SOS

- Supplement Overload Syndrome -

 

[Ric2013]

I think my wife is suffering from SDS

- Supplement Deficiency Syndrome -

Me on the other hand.. I am suffering from SOS

- Supplement Overload Syndrome -

Do you want a supplement to cure that?

 

[Jerry]

I insist that my supplements are organic, gluten free, vegan and not tested on animal

Also no paribans, plastic bottles or ptfe.

They must be tested by the IMF, FDA and Gas Safe approved.

My body is a temple.