Tax Return, The Pressure is ON

[village idiot]

Have been meaning to submit my Tax Returns but just kept postponding it. So yesterday when I got back home, I decided to go through with the submission and payment. BUT I CANNOT FIND MY GATEWAY ID & PASSWORD????
I know exactly where I always leave it, but now there is no trace of it? There is no way I can now get these information by post and meet the 31st deadline. Idiot is an understatement.
I am going to take the day off and turn out every cupboard, drawer, etc. I will go through every single sheet of paper in every file till I locate it. This is not good. Should've submitted (or attempted to submit) earlier. That way this problem would have been averted. I can already see the fines and penalties building up. What a plunker

 

[newcastle phill]

Indeed.
You wont find me disagreeing

 

[SimonG]

Apply for a new one and go to work. What you earn will more than cover the fine.

 

[village idiot]

Indeed.
You wont find me disagreeing

I thought you told me in another post that: It is an offence to Kick a man when he is down?

 

[Rickster123]

What you should do is give up work, pay no tax, pay no council tax, get the rent paid for you, get a free car, plasma tvs in every room and sit on your arris all day every day telling everyone how hard you've got it.
yes I've had a bad day.

 

[Ray Stafford]

What you should do is give up work, pay no tax, pay no council tax, get the rent paid for you, get a free car, plasma tvs in every room and sit on your arris all day every day telling everyone how hard you've got it.
yes I've had a bad day.

Doing HA work again Adam?

 

[Rickster123]

Doing HA work again Adam?

Yes. And today's fat slob decided that she didn't want her boiler changed if she's not getting new radiators too. All the way to Frome for begger all. Such ungrateful people it's like another world.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Yes. And today's fat slob decided that she didn't want her boiler changed if she's not getting new radiators too. All the way to Frome for begger all. Such ungrateful people it's like another world.

Just as well Village Idiot is rushing to pay his tax then - slobs don't feed and house themselves you know!

(see what I did there?)

 

[rpm]

Yes. And today's fat slob decided that she didn't want her boiler changed if she's not getting new radiators too. All the way to Frome for begger all. Such ungrateful people it's like another world.

Sounds like a typical Fromemite to me, remember I lived there for 2 and a bit years, couldn`t get out fast enough.

 

[Rickster123]

Sounds like a typical Fromemite to me, remember I lived there for 2 and a bit years, couldn`t get out fast enough.

Theres absolutely nothing there. It's like the back end of beyond!

 

[rpm]

Theres absolutely nothing there. It's like the back end of beyond!

Only the river and the rugby club. But there is one of the smallest pubs I`ve ever been in 30 minutes up the road, only sell`s cider though so no good for you mate. Sits around 10 people. lol

 

[Barry98]

Mine was a grueler doing mine , I had to drive to accountants 20 minutes away drink a coffee listen to her go through it all sign it then drive all way back , needed a lay down afterwards I can tel ya

 

[Kev the gas]

I must be really sad, my end of year is April. All accounts are completed by July and all taxes paid, when I sit on the beach in the summer I know I can afford to.

Just before every end of vat quarter I pay every account I owe, Ocd ???? Or just I hate owing money ?

 

[hammers4spanner]

just paid £2500 to mr taxman ,,,,, not happy

 

[Leo21]

Theres absolutely nothing there. It's like the back end of beyond!

Thats the Deep South for you.

 

[Leo21]

just paid £2500 to mr taxman ,,,,, not happy

Try 7k and 4k in the summer! P!ssed of is not the word.

 

[Rickster123]

Try 7k and 4k in the summer! P!ssed of is not the word.

Youre earning way too much you greedy swine!

 

[Leo21]

Youre earning way too much you greedy swine!

Aparantly I under paid last year, I'm going to let the tyres down on my accountants Aston Martin.

 

[Rickster123]

Aparantly I under paid last year, I'm going to let the tyres down on my accountants Aston Martin.

That was last year. Tell them you snooze you lose, they love that.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Don't. Get. Me. Started.

 

[Leo21]

That was last year. Tell them you snooze you lose, they love that.

Dont mess with your Accoumtant, there all secret ninjas.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Don't. Get. Me. Started.

I hope you declared your windfall from ringwood.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I hope you declared your windfall from ringwood.

Pah! I turned it into a deduction!

 

[lame plumber]

I hate January, all that money in my deposit account goes whistling out to HMRC

 

[REDSAW]

just done mine and sent the taxman my bill