Sung to bohemian Rhapsody.
Is this a bad life-
Is this hows its meant to be-
Caught in a Bathroom-
No escape from clients bad tea-
Open your eyes
Look up at your grout lines and see-
I am a tiler ,i need some sympathy-
This grout is falling off on my toe,
I'm working hard but its going slow,
Anyway the grout flows,its all falling on to me,To me
Think i, just killed a man,
Ate some cabbage that was red,
Let one go and now hes dead,
Damit,this job had just begun,
But now Ive gone and blown it all away-
My god, poo oo oo oo,
Now its wafting in my eye
I won't be eating kebab again tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothings really happend-
Too late, my grout has dried,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Need to scrape back, don't have the time,
Goodbye to my night out-Ive got to work-
Gotta grout the bloody walls from scratch again-
Wifey oo oo oo oo-
Why did it have to dry ,
I sometimes think I'll never get home at all-
I see a little bit of addy in my grout line,
What a mush, what a mush, where did my grout sponge go-
All my grout is lightning-very very frightening me-
It'll show, It won't show,
It'll show, It'won't show
It'll show and they will know-
If i do a poor job they'll never pay me-
If you do a poor job, how bad will your rep be-
Would using BAL have caused this monstrosity??-
Should i stay should i go-,will the patching go?-
Bismillah! no-,the patching it won't go-
It'll go!!
Bismillah! the patching it won't go,
It'll go!!
Bismillah! the patching it won't go
Please god make it go- make it go
Please god make it go- make it go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia it won't go-
I'm such a nob, i knew i should have used Mapei- Mapei- Mapeiiiiiiiiiiii-
S
o my grout has all patched and some fell in my eye-
And my fingers are cracked and i just want to cry-
Oh Davey-please come help me out Davey-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Grouting really matters,
Anyone can see,
Grouting really matters-, and my hands now look like, a chimpanseeeees!!!
Any way my wind blows....
