to thick to breath

[Billy Bob Bob]

as some of you have heard me say before theres 3 of us at daniel heating,me the service engineer/fixer
my dad installer and his helper/retard david(also married to my sis) ,well not seen the other 2 all day i have been all over wales fixing dead stuff anyway my dad rings to see if i am home yet and tells me something that has me ****ing myself ,they have fitted a rad in a conny,david is instructed to bleed the rads comes back to my dad and says theres one in the downstairs w.c that has no means of letting air out so the old man goes to investigate,its only a electric oil filled rad thats on and red hot ,david has been with us 3 years :rofl::rofl::rofl: they boy is fking retarded,my old man has told my sister david will never work with me he would be sacked with in a day

 

[Gray0689]

Family or not time he was gone in thinking lol

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Family or not time he was gone in thinking lol

would bin him tomorrow if it was my choice ,however very difficult circumstances surrounding his employment my mums had a big stroke,sis is her carer david was given a job to help her financially

 

[Gray0689]

would bin him tomorrow if it was my choice ,however very difficult circumstances surrounding his employment my mums had a big stroke,sis is her carer david was given a job to help her financially

Your in a tough situation mate get a wee drink down your neck and try and forget about him for a while

 

[Ermintrude]

Pitty u. Family and business work together like electricians and planning

 

[julesverne]

i knew just looking at the thread title it was gonna be your sisters other thick half. have a beer or 2 or 3

 

[Killy Bing]

Put him on a tileing and plastering course....

 

[Rickster123]

Have a beer gasman. Even I'm having a beer just for you!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Put him on a tileing and plastering course....

excellent idea hes about 6"2" so would make a cracking plasterer

 

[Ermintrude]

excellent idea hes about 6"2" so would make a cracking plasterer

Couldn't he team up with supper plumb ?

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Couldn't he team up with supper plumb ?

between them they would blow something up

 

[Killy Bing]

between them they would blow something up

Using just a tile cutter, a bag of ptfe and a hand mixer....

 

[Ermintrude]

Using just a tile cutter, a bag of ptfe and a hand mixer....

Tried to phonetically type a team theme tune and deleted it as it made me look more of an idiot!

 

[Kyle87]

Has he broken any landy windscreens lately or was that a one time affair.

You could ask him to copper in the landy again then sack him when he breaks something.

You know, like give him enough rope to hang himself!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Has he broken any landy windscreens lately or was that a one time affair.

You could ask him to copper in the landy again then sack him when he breaks something.

You know, like give him enough rope to hang himself!!

he,s now banned from the landrover,thinking on it i may just run the ******* over and say my foot slipped

 

[Kyle87]

he,s now banned from the landrover,thinking on it i may just run the ******* over and say my foot slipped

Take it he's not on your Christmas list

 

[Leo21]

I take it he's not get that wage increase he's after?

 

[lame plumber]

why not bring him to Ilfracombe to do a service and tell him to catch the ferry back, as they dont operate for another 6 months youll get a break

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Take it he's not on your Christmas list

we are not Friends

 

[REDSAW]

Put him on a tileing and plastering course....

probably tile over the bathroom door?

 

[bennygas]

Makes it sound like you got a cross between trigger and lurch on the firm. Surely natural selection would've weeded out folk like that by now?

 

[solutions]

Sadly modern society and social care have set back natural selection some 1000 years.

 

[bennygas]

We'll, one way to look at it might be that each day at work is a day out for him, and a day off for his carer.