They were talking on 6 music today about pranks and stuff and got me thinking...
I'll set the bar low ......working in a house without a working toilet (I was fitting bathroom) and two plasterers were downstairs. One of them badly needed a dump so ended up squatting over a bucket in the garage.
These guys were rough as hell and had it coming (one of their mates came in and next thing I knew some of my stuff went missing).....anyway.....I didn't warn him that the lady of the house was on her way back to park her car in the garage, and she had a remote door opener!
The plasterer was unvaled mid jobbie and couldn't get his trousers up quick enough! The lady was all OMG!! and on the phone to her husband straight away.
I'll set the bar low ......working in a house without a working toilet (I was fitting bathroom) and two plasterers were downstairs. One of them badly needed a dump so ended up squatting over a bucket in the garage.
These guys were rough as hell and had it coming (one of their mates came in and next thing I knew some of my stuff went missing).....anyway.....I didn't warn him that the lady of the house was on her way back to park her car in the garage, and she had a remote door opener!
The plasterer was unvaled mid jobbie and couldn't get his trousers up quick enough! The lady was all OMG!! and on the phone to her husband straight away.