wanted CSCS cd

[dom brennan]

hi guys Ive been at college for 3 weeks in my first year and just wondering if anyone would be generous enough to borrow me the CSCS/CITB training disk for health and safety once i have used it i will post it straight back to you.

thanks dom

 

[jase158]

why do you need it?

I never did it at college, all in the heinnemans book

And you get cscs card when completed the NVQ without taking test?

 

[dom brennan]

i know but we have got a health and safety unit, its this new city and guilds course whats come out this year and our tutor said the CSCS cd would help a lot

 

[jase158]

oh ok, it can all be found on HSE website, but yes sometimes better to have it in one place. hope somebody can help you.
have you tried amazon?

 

[dom brennan]

i will have a look on hse now and never thought of amazon

 

[PlumbBobBob]

health and safety is 90% common sense

 

[jase158]

5% paperwork and 5% PPE.

fir instance...
question
you see a a bloke with a knife, running towards you, hat do you do?
1. create a gang and beat him up
2. pull out a gun and shot him
3. slap the knife out of his hand and kick him in the crown jewels
4. defend yourself without retaleating

It really is that simple.

some of the questions I got were as simple as

You are working with dusty products,

what do you use to protect yourself?

 

[dom brennan]

haha thanks guys

 

[Subby]

Check if it is in your college library.

 

[dom brennan]

i will subby i never thought of that

 

[AWheating]

5% paperwork and 5% PPE.

fir instance...
question
you see a a bloke with a knife, running towards you, hat do you do?
1. create a gang and beat him up
2. pull out a gun and shot him
3. slap the knife out of his hand and kick him in the crown jewels
4. defend yourself without retaleating

5. get him some butter!

 

[zeebeedee]

6. Adopt Australian accent and say " that's not a knife, this is a knife" and produce crocodile killer! :waving:

 

[Dotty]

7. Wear cunningly concealed flowery hat, squeal "Mercy me Mr Beauregard!" And then kick him in the jacobs when he falters, wondering what the hell's going on!

 

[Dotty]

To be honest you need to keep your brains in your pockets to fail this!

 

[Subby]

Do you actually need any brains to pass ?

 

[karenadams]

Do you actually need any brains to pass ?

Yes, you'd be surprised at the amount of people who fail.

The test is basic health and safety, common questions and answers can be found at cscstests.co.uk

 

[dom brennan]

It was the easiest exam everr

 

[Keefy]

"If you find you're Stanley knife isn't cutting as easy as it should, what would you do?"

My mate's answer: "Sharpen it on a brick, I never buy new blades."