What have you done when the client was a late payer

[Plouasne]

One of the jobs I was on where the client was habitually late in paying, was to help my self to his new potatoes, in time I went right along his row of potatoes, helping my self to the new spuds and carefully earthing the row back where I had been, boiled them in a plastic kettle, had them warm with butter, only thing wrong it made the tea taste a bit earthy

I also gorged my self on his cherries, he said to my mate, "I cannot understand it, I have placed a stuffed toy in the shape of a cat in the tree, and still the birds take the cherries"

 

[Puddle]

One of the jobs I was on where the client was habitually late in paying, was to help my self to his new potatoes, in time I went right along his row of potatoes, helping my self to the new spuds and carefully earthing the row back where I had been, boiled them in a plastic kettle, had them warm with butter, only thing wrong it made the tea taste a bit earthy

I also gorged my self on his cherries, he said to my mate, "I cannot understand it, I have placed a stuffed toy in the shape of a cat in the tree, and still the birds take the cherries"

He was probably a late payer because someone kept pinching his spuds and cherries,so could not sell them to pay his bills 😱😉

 

[jay01]

sounds good how were the cherries
😀

 

[oldplumber]

I would have thought a Frenchman would have nicked the customers daughter's cherry!

 

[Plouasne]

jay01, blooming lovely, just right nice and firm full of juice, and sun warmed

oldplumber, got news for you, I am still a British subject, but thinking about Nationalité Française, this git was a Brit, found out later that he was a "perv", and was the first one to get "done" for overseas paedophilia

puddle, he was never there, more than likely was up to some no-good

 

[johnmcginty]

I Knocked on his door for my cash, £80 I think it was, no answer everytime I went round so just went back there one sunday night ....around midnight I think , very loud banging it was , he comes out in his pajamas oh , oh I don't have the money on me I will send it first thing ......No need mate I will drive you to the cash point in town now ...how thoughtful of me , then again I do have a heart of gold😉