What is wrong with my roof? Water pouring over it

[Mackened]

There is water pouring all over my roof. Could it be an overflow in my loft or are there other ways this could happen?
What long term damage could water pouring all over my tiles constantly cause? I'm worried.

 

[clarky101]

is this the same leak as the ceiling one....post where you are & someone on here will sort it for you

 

[darren-]

Could be the hwc venting.

 

[stani]

The main problem is dihydrogen monoxide, on its own its not too bad it's when it become mixed with other chemicals that when the problem starts,

 

[lame plumber]

The main problem is dihydrogen monoxide, on its own its not too bad it's when it become mixed with other chemicals that when the problem starts,

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[Guest123]

Will cause moss and lichen growth which will in turn cause damage to your roof through dampness soaking into your tiles or slates. Best get it fixed. Post in the job section on the forum and get someone to pop round.

 

[stani]

Sorry lame, I had a bad experience once when someone put te dihydrogen monoxide in some relatively natural chemical that came from speyside so I knew it was normally very good, but tasted terrible when mixed with the dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[lame plumber]

Sorry lame, I had a bad experience once when someone put te dihydrogen monoxide in some relatively natural chemical that came from speyside so I knew it was normally very good, but tasted terrible when mixed with the dihydrogen monoxide.

heathens, now i get the picture

 

[stani]

Any one else had a bad experience with dihydrogen monoxide?

 

[PlumbBobBob]

i have it doesn't half make you wet

 

[Whyme]

Had a brain dead moment and had to google dihydrogen monoxide thought it was an in joke haha. Oh dear.

 

[tamz]

Sorry lame, I had a bad experience once when someone put te dihydrogen monoxide in some relatively natural chemical that came from speyside so I knew it was normally very good, but tasted terrible when mixed with the dihydrogen monoxide.

Thats where you went wrong!
Dihydrogen monoxide is usually better suited to the Islay malts or the higher % volume ones.
If you are not sure you are best sticking to using dihydrogen monoxide that had been chilled to at least -10ºC but go easy on it :wink:

 

[stani]

Thats where you went wrong!
Dihydrogen monoxide is usually better suited to the Islay malts or the higher % volume ones.
If you are not sure you are best sticking to using dihydrogen monoxide that had been chilled to at least -10ºC but go easy on it :wink:

Never thought about chilling it down that far, will give it a try, cheers Tamz

 

[Koogatubac]

There is water pouring all over my roof. Could it be an overflow in my loft or are there other ways this could happen?
What long term damage could water pouring all over my tiles constantly cause? I'm worried.

Aaaa... You have the common case of hydro-waterdrop-illitus... Yes... This will cause a problem... Yes... Very unwise.

You need to turn your water off: disconnect all your cold water pipework: put it all outside as a sacrifice to your shepherd and pray that he forgives your sins and repels you REPELS YOU I SAY!!!!!!

 

[lame plumber]

There is water pouring all over my roof. Could it be an overflow in my loft or are there other ways this could happen?
What long term damage could water pouring all over my tiles constantly cause? I'm worried.

in answer to your question, is it raining? no one is taking this seriously come on team :Angel_anim:

 

[stani]

in answer to your question, is it raining? no one is taking this seriously come on team :Angel_anim:

60 minutes lame, 60 minutes its taken you. Lol

 

[lame plumber]

seems i have a drier sense of humour than you

 

[tamz]

I find it quite relaxing myself
Have a listen to a minute or 2 of this
Rain on a Tin Roof 2hrs "Sleep Sounds" - YouTube

 

[stani]

seems i have a drier sense of humour than you

Excellent!!

 

[Simon F]

There is water pouring all over my roof. Could it be an overflow in my loft or are there other ways this could happen?
What long term damage could water pouring all over my tiles constantly cause? I'm worried.

Hey guys, my downstairs ceiling constantly drips and I don't know how to solve it alone. Obvious I could call a plumber, but that's such an expensive option and I'm looking for a solution myself. Would I need to remove a part of the ceiling and replace a pipe or would I need to remove a part of the floorboard above and replace the pipe?

are these serious questions???
simple solution to fix both problems is to turn the off the cold mains coming into the property,
point of caution, stop tap could well be seized up or already sheared off, best to call a plumber to turn it off!..:yesnod:

 

[tamz]

point of caution, stop tap could well be seized up or already sheared off, best to call a plumber to turn it off!..:yesnod:

Easily fixed with a wee chap from the estwing multitool :smile:

 

[plumber0808]

You need to turn your water off: disconnect all your cold water pipework: put it all outside as a sacrifice to your shepherd and pray that he forgives your sins and repels you REPELS YOU I SAY!!!!!!

Then I turn up and put it all in the van and straight to the scrap yard.
Your sins are forgiven. Thank you praise the lord

 

[Koogatubac]

Thankyou plumber for i have sinned

<whistles> raindrops keep falling on me 'ead!