Whats in a title

[Lee]

New non PC job titles . I apologise to any one taking offence. None intended just following stereotypes.

PlumbHer.. Noun ... An extremely rare, skilled and much sought after tradesman who can stop the incessant flow / drip of female chatter.

Any more

 

[uug197h]

A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, "Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations."

 

[Lee]

A plumber gets called out to Mrs Smith's house to mend a leaking pipe.
When he gets there the door is answered by a lucious woman in a skimpy nightie.
The plumber can't believe his luck!
During the course of the afternoon they get chatting and she's coming on strong.
Things are just beginning to hot up when the phone rings. "That was my husband" she
says "He's on his way home"
"Thats a shame" says the plumber.
"Don't worry" says Mrs Smith "He has to go out again later, come round at eight
and we can carry on where we left off"
The plumber looks at her in disbelief and says "What? On my own time?"

 

[uug197h]

just popped home and caught the plumber with his d**k in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything. they said the b*****d was corgi registered.