Working in a kitchen. Are the customers well off or a are they a bit skint?

[WaterTight]

In my extensive field research I have found the most reliable indicator is the presence or absence of kitchen roll.

So much so I will find myself under a sink, realise my rag is wet and my sleeves are short and that I require the services of some sort of large thick tissue - say for instance, a kitchen roll - and before I turn my head I will remember what type of house it is and say to myself, "This is a kitchen roll house." Or, "This is not a kitchen roll house."

Then, on turning my head, I discover that this prediction has something like a 90% accuracy.

 

[Rickster123]

In my extensive field research I have found the most reliable indicator is the presence or absence of kitchen roll.

So much so I will find myself under a sink, realise my rag is wet and my sleeves are short and that I require the services of some sort of large thick tissue - say for instance, a kitchen roll - and before I turn my head I will remember what type of house it is and say to myself, "This is a kitchen roll house." Or, "This is not a kitchen roll house."

Then, on turning my head, I discover that this prediction has something like a 90% accuracy.

I do the exact same thing!! Kitchen roll is a godsend. I always wonder why I don't carry a few rolls in the van.

 

[Resolute]

I do the exact same thing!! Kitchen roll is a godsend. I always wonder why I don't carry a few rolls in the van.

Kitchen roll and baby wipes are a must when siliconing!

 

[Rickster123]

Kitchen roll and baby wipes are a must when siliconing!

And a must the morning after a dodgey BBQ!

 

[Mike Jackson]

It never occurs to me to steal the customers kitchen roll. I just carry the large blue rolls with me.

 

[Rickster123]

It never occurs to me to steal the customers kitchen roll. I just carry the large blue rolls with me.

something else I forget to buy! Blimey mike you must be the most honest man in plumbing! Do you bring your own bog roll?

 

[mfgs]

It never occurs to me to steal the customers kitchen roll. I just carry the large blue rolls with me.

I do the same, I always have blue roll on the van. The big rolls of the ticker tissue is brilliant stuff, although it costs a fortune.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Ticker, is that an Irish form of blue role?

 

[TomLane]

Ticker, is that an Irish form of blue role?

I'd steer well clear from mentioning anyone's ethnicity on here at the minute!!

I too carry the big blue rolls! I get a big pack of 6 from Bookers for £7.50!

 

[Leo21]

What's wrong with the front of your trousers? Weirdos ppfffftt!

 

[TomLane]

What's wrong with the front of your trousers? Weirdos ppfffftt!

Already have a waterproof multicoloured covering on mine.......... ;-)

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I'd steer well clear from mentioning anyone's ethnicity on here at the minute!!

I too carry the big blue rolls! I get a big pack of 6 from Bookers for £7.50!

That is a good price, is it 2 ply?

 

[Resolute]

What's wrong with the front of your trousers? Weirdos ppfffftt!

Would look wrong rubbing your leg along the customers bath or sink!

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I'd steer well clear from mentioning anyone's ethnicity on here at the minute!!

I too carry the big blue rolls! I get a big pack of 6 from Bookers for £7.50!

Missed that first bit Tom, has something been going on, wasn't meant to offend ?

 

[WaterTight]

Big blue roll is just another annoying thing you have to carry in and out of a job. Steal their piffling kitchen roll and damn their eyes I say.

If one of my customers wants their syphon changed they should expect to have one less toilet roll available afterwards.

So cavalier am I with their tissued products I sometimes twist hundreds of leafs into a towel and floss myself with them in mockery.

 

[armyash]

In my extensive field research I have found the most reliable indicator is the presence or absence of kitchen roll.

So much so I will find myself under a sink, realise my rag is wet and my sleeves are short and that I require the services of some sort of large thick tissue - say for instance, a kitchen roll - and before I turn my head I will remember what type of house it is and say to myself, "This is a kitchen roll house." Or, "This is not a kitchen roll house."

Then, on turning my head, I discover that this prediction has something like a 90% accuracy.

Something I have noticed in my short time

 

[TomLane]

Missed that first bit Tom, has something been going on, wasn't meant to offend ?

No mate, you haven't offended anyone. At least not me anyway. Just another thread that went way off topic. I think it was the jointing compound one!

 

[AWheating]

i tek me own toilet paper to work, you cant beat the feel of your own toilet papaer on ya bum.

i also carry blue roll, very handy. Ive not paid for any yet as i "obtain it" from others.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

No mate, you haven't offended anyone. At least not me anyway. Just another thread that went way off topic. I think it was the jointing compound one!

Oh yes got you know, strange how a seemingly innocent thread can go so off topic ?

 

[Reg Man]

A very absorbing topic.