Old Scotsman nearing the end calls his three sons and says to the eldest he can choose one of his belongings before he pass's.....I would like your tartan kilt......second son when asked replies I would like your tartan waistcoat.....the youngest son when asked replies...I would like £500.....what for said the old fella......I've got a tart'n trouble came the reply.....
Copper wire was invented by two Scotts fighting over a penny. That's what I heard anyway. Now I'm pondering over whether it was a Scott and a Yorkshire man?
Copper wire was invented by two Scotts fighting over a penny. That's what I heard anyway. Now I'm pondering over whether it was a Scott and a Yorkshire man?