M
Mootin
Reason for wat?
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M
Mootin
A fruit trifal
P
Puddle
were's my egg 🙁
R
REDSAW
not this again
S
student plumber
cheese with this
P
PlumbBobBob
and some mustard
E
ecowarm
jam,egg &
P
Puddle
So the story so far...............
Mootin sat quietly and lifted his key board and began
Once there was a plumber,that sat staring ,at a great big low flying aeroplane,he winced as it crash landed in a bath full of baked beans😱
He 'and the wife',(who was dreaming of tempestuous illicit liaisons with another)😱,yelled out loudly,as they pulled the plane out of the beans which was piloted with a dwarf behind the wheel🙁
'Leave me alone 'said the dwarf banging on the cockpit door ,spiting beans all over the place 'and let me out'.😡
Touching my wet,shiny metal bum,the dwarf serpent retreated,holding a rothenberger ,'Ouch!Flaming torch' between his grubby thighs😛
Seeing the incident a lawyer and advisor,were rubbing hands.
'Get me a towel' cried the dwarf 'more towels now,to dry the myson thorn appollo.
Seeing the state of the boiler ,he then called gas safe,now called EcoGreenEmmissionCouncilofQuangosSolutionsDirect,for short🙂
Who said ,'nice towels on offer,coz there branded Corgi!!,.😱
Meanwhile,miles away,down a manhole,the dwarfs dad was doing a bit of credit control to pay for a new plane for his son,'cheque in post','1st class honest',a bear said,but then ,a big nasty taxman type person,jumped out from no where and stole our money,🙁cos we stole a pair of footprints,from his mum,who turned out to be a big bird.
She had been on a diet and attacked a boring word story,but then told redsaw34 ,'if ive got hep2o,I'll get you to see reason'
'Reason for wat?'said the tax man,'a fruit trifal
'Talking about trifal ,were,s my egg ',said the dwalf to the lawyer😡
'not this again'replyed the advisor,🙄'thought you prefered cheese with this and some mustard to go with the jam,egg & peppered spare ribs.
to be cont....
Mootin sat quietly and lifted his key board and began
Once there was a plumber,that sat staring ,at a great big low flying aeroplane,he winced as it crash landed in a bath full of baked beans😱
He 'and the wife',(who was dreaming of tempestuous illicit liaisons with another)😱,yelled out loudly,as they pulled the plane out of the beans which was piloted with a dwarf behind the wheel🙁
'Leave me alone 'said the dwarf banging on the cockpit door ,spiting beans all over the place 'and let me out'.😡
Touching my wet,shiny metal bum,the dwarf serpent retreated,holding a rothenberger ,'Ouch!Flaming torch' between his grubby thighs😛
Seeing the incident a lawyer and advisor,were rubbing hands.
'Get me a towel' cried the dwarf 'more towels now,to dry the myson thorn appollo.
Seeing the state of the boiler ,he then called gas safe,now called EcoGreenEmmissionCouncilofQuangosSolutionsDirect,for short🙂
Who said ,'nice towels on offer,coz there branded Corgi!!,.😱
Meanwhile,miles away,down a manhole,the dwarfs dad was doing a bit of credit control to pay for a new plane for his son,'cheque in post','1st class honest',a bear said,but then ,a big nasty taxman type person,jumped out from no where and stole our money,🙁cos we stole a pair of footprints,from his mum,who turned out to be a big bird.
She had been on a diet and attacked a boring word story,but then told redsaw34 ,'if ive got hep2o,I'll get you to see reason'
'Reason for wat?'said the tax man,'a fruit trifal
'Talking about trifal ,were,s my egg ',said the dwalf to the lawyer😡
'not this again'replyed the advisor,🙄'thought you prefered cheese with this and some mustard to go with the jam,egg & peppered spare ribs.
to be cont....
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M
Mootin
Well done mate.
E
ecowarm
Time for another
P
PlumbBobBob
there once was
P
Puddle
a england player 🙁
E
ecowarm
with bananas for
E
ecowarm
to south africa
P
Puddle
Rooney likes narnas 🙂
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E
ecowarm
the crowd booed
B
Billy Bob Bob
rooney turned purple
E
ecowarm
giz a job
B
Billy Bob Bob
said shrek alike
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E
ecowarm
Wheres the bogs?
B
Billy Bob Bob
to the left
E
ecowarm
down road and
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