3 word story

[Puddle]

cellulite against botox

 

[Dotty]

"blimey!" he stammered

 

[ecowarm]

like spaniels ears

 

[Dotty]

hitting her knees

 

[dontknowitall]

forcefully.

New paragraph ...

 

[Dotty]

Wiping the sweat

 

[Puddle]

the dwarf exclaimed

 

[ian macca]

upto my neck

 

[Dotty]

the effluent was

 

[Puddle]

Chapter two

Gangs trip to south Africa !!

Well done mate,time for another,steveb continued,there once was a England player, placed in a box, with bananas for shipping on boats to South Africa.It worked out well as 'rooney likes narnas',once in South africa,the crowd booed,rooney turned purple,"giz a job" said shrek look a like,coz I can't play football
where's the bogs?,said ecowrm,to the left down road and full of it moaned redsaw
,No talent,none!,commented Mootin,my vuvuzela's good for stirring the toil and trouble straight down the middle,ouch,that hurt,don't laugh then!shouted puddle
Ohhhh my Chalfonts,its not me, licking his wounds,I can't speak for my mother or my father,spudhater mumbled ,just sign language,thats not the way you say two finger shuffle.No matter what I do it's never enough,shouted gasman,you colourful cascade of,what...Golden rain
more like purple smirked prince,sniffing a brown star fish or pie !
"Gallantry I seek,a horse",said student plumber, "I did mount incorrectly".Chrisgy shouted" get off the penny black eyed pea","won't sing for you're dinner now ,no lunch greedy".
"Why three words?"commented dontknowitall,"why not three?.Oh all right! Thats the way I like it",down the pipe,"what size pipe?,"blurted out gary,a big one,for tobacco and washing up liquid,"keep it clean" ecowrm said for the first time in his life! "I'm blowing bubbles,"" from my eyes but do not poke it in,wish I had the prv pipework" ,there's always one,in every village perverted rich villager,"cottager you mean",chirped in quality. "I'm not mean",just standard deviation,variation of theme.
"Time to eat",insisted Gary,its kinky once.the fun starts,bomb doors open!.."Blast gate closed,war head activated,toilet roll full,air freshener ready,bum in air",all the gang shouted,"is the toilet fixed and secure".
She murmured seductively,she cracked the face with smile and undid two wing nut fixings,her corset sprang open,cellulite against botox "blimey!"they
stammered,it's like spaniels ears hitting her knees forcefully....

A new paragraph was started,wiping the sweat,the dwarf exclaimed,"up to my neck",the effluent was..................


to be cont......................

 

[dontknowitall]

LOL - Excellent and many thanks for the smile Puddle!!

 

[Dotty]

Picking up the thread if I may!

Ahem...........

He slowly turned

 

[ecowarm]

into a lady

 

[Dotty]

calling himself Florence

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Big girls blouse

 

[Gray0689]

Filled to capacity

 

[ecowarm]

fitted nicely, he

 

[Dotty]

jiggled and wriggled

 

[ecowarm]

untill it all

 

[Dotty]

came flooding out

 

[ecowarm]

A quick trip

 

[Puddle]

to the seaside

 

[student plumber]

with bucket and...

 

[Dotty]

badly packed kebab

 

[JamesW]

fullstop new paragraph