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Best chat up lines.

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Following on from another thread, what's the best/funniest/worst chat up lines you've used or heard?

I'll start you off:
You've got lovely legs, what time do they open?
 
Your father's a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes........
 
How do you like your eggs in the morning......I like mine with a kiss!
 
I don't think I can beat one posted a year or so ago by someone

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
so get in the van
 
Ray Stafford said:
I don't think I can beat one posted a year or so ago by someone

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
so get in the van
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Was it posted to you ray on a restraining order from Julie mcleans (national pr for bumbcenter ) solicitor as the reason for the restraining order?
 
That's a lovely dress you're wearing. It would look better on my bedroom floor 🙂
 
I got a lass when I used to work in Pompey (Hayling Island) by saying 'How have I not ****ed you yet?'
Was rather pleased with that one, was 2 pumps and a squirt though...
 
I got these from an inmate in Stamford Hill, not sure how well they would go down at Weatherspoons though!

'Get in the bush, i've got a knife'

and his best one was

'lets not turn this rape into a murder'
 
A girl in a bar (2-3 months ago)heard me say, "I'd bang her"

To my surprise she took this as a compliment and ended up being a f-buddy for a few weeks. She was my sisters friend too lol
 
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