Best chat up lines.

[Ermintrude]

A girl in a bar (2-3 months ago)heard me say, "I'd bang her"

To my surprise she took this as a compliment and ended up being a f-buddy for a few weeks. She was my sisters friend too lol

She was your sister .... Admit it! Leicestershire full of inbreeds. Nearly as bad a northumberland.

 

[Kyle87]

I'm not that bad. I am bad.....but not that bad buddy

 

[stevetheplumber]

get yer coat luv youve pulled

 

[JCplumb]

I got these from an inmate in Stamford Hill, not sure how well they would go down at Weatherspoons though!

'Get in the bush, i've got a knife'

and his best one was

'lets not turn this rape into a murder'

Reminds me of one I've seen on another forum:
'I have a ***** and a knife, one of them is going in you'

 

[missplumb]

"how would you like to see the soles of your boots in my wing mirrors"

was out the other night and passed a rather larger breasted young lady and my mate stumped up "did she just shake her tic tac's at me?" at which she replied with a chop to the groin!!!!!

 

[bassmonster]

Guaranteed to pull.....

......You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet