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[Orry Clayton]

i have never knowingly banged a minger to the best of my knowledge, i might have banged a slim minger while ****ed up but that was a long time ago

I've gone home with what I thought was "fitties" and next morning woke up with some real monsters.

 

[REDSAW]

yea, go on, go on...... pick on the fat kid!.

why not pick on the jeans, thinking they could swallow more than they could chew..uuuurrrrrrrgggg!.:drunk:

 

[Dotty]

I've gone home with what I thought was "fitties" and next morning woke up with some real monsters.

Was a competition back when I where younger. Who could pull and bang the biggest munter. Had to show up in the pub next day with a pair of her drawers. The Munt hunt we called it. No one ever managed a double munt though. I got close once......

 

[Kyle87]

A bit of cushion for the pushin!!

Any hole is a goal and all that lol

 

[Dotty]

Going on the prowl armed with talc so you can find the wet spot.

With hindsight not a good look!

 

[Leo21]

Slap her hard and ride the waves. Urgh.

 

[SimonG]

What was it we used to say...............

...............that's it.


Fart and give us a clue!

 

[Guest123]

If that bird farted, it would be like the movie 2012 in Glasgow City Centre.

Plus she'd single handedly destroy the Ozone layer.

 

[julesverne]

you wouldnt want to smash those back doors in. you might never make it out alive. you'd be classed as missing in action:crazy:

 

[SimonG]

Length of 6 x 2 and a rope, strapped across your backside so you can't fall in.

 

[julesverne]

Length of 6 x 2 and a rope, strapped across your backside so you can't fall in.

think you would need a canary as well just to be safe.

 

[Guest123]

think you would need a canary as well just to be safe.

A canary? A feckin elephant would get lost up there.
Probably a gas flue analyser would be a good idea on the first date.

 

[Dotty]

Trail of crumbs to find your way back out!

 

[Leo21]

Trail of crumbs to find your way back out!

No good that she'd eat them, looks like she's got an appetite.

 

[Kyle87]

Her name isn't Dawn is it



Because getting up at the crack of dawn
Takes a whole new meaning

 

[Guest123]

Trail of crumbs to find your way back out!

A loaf of bread would work better.
Warburtons thick and toasty.

Only thing is after being exited from up there, it would come out as brown bread.

 

[Leo21]

A loaf of bread would work better.
Warburtons thick and toasty.

Only thing is after being exited from up there, it would come out as brown bread.

Oooooooooohhhhhh!

 

[Guest123]

......or a sausage sandwich.

 

[julesverne]

......or a sausage sandwich.

full of brown sauce uuurrrrrrgh

 

[Kyle87]

Found a pic of her from the front...

 

[Dotty]

Definitely the ex wife!

 

[on31ll]

seen this one today.

 

[Kyle87]

She's a chippy not a plumber!!

 

[on31ll]

ok will improve it

 

[on31ll]

shes my apprentice only does pipe clipping !