Freebie Alert - Ideal Vogue Boilers

[lame plumber]

well the 9th one to be ejected is gonna be more ****ed off than the first of us

 

[julesverne]

No .......... I was going to install it in my house .....

i was gonna do the same Stan Gutted i am.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

As long my jacket comes with no spelling mistakes please so
Please make sure Ideal is spelled as
Worcester Bosch

 

[lame plumber]

being more charitable I was going to ask a local charity in need of a new combi if they wantd one, seeing as their chaffonteaux monster was dying, ideal couldnt have been any worse than what they had. Still Ideal have lost the opportunity of converting a few of us now

 

[SafeGasInstall]

No it's got LOSER written on it!!!

Adam pls explain what does " LOSER"mean ? Did you mean lobster ?

 

[lame plumber]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaay can you have chat with Worcester about doing something similar with their new oil boilers, Pleeeeeeease

 

[smtplumbing]

lame if you buy a oil boiler u get a free jacket lol

 

[Rickster123]

Adam pls explain what does " LOSER"mean ? Did you mean lobster ?

This...

 

[smtplumbing]

RE Lame rrr:

 

[lame plumber]

View attachment 15468 RE Lame rrr:

but I already have a jacket in my size , just want a boiler to go with it.

 

[lame plumber]

What would be amusing for some of us now, is for Fareham to have a powercut for a few days

 

[Ray Stafford]

OK. What's next.

Shall we have some winners? Or some more losers?

 

[lame plumber]

What would be amusing for some of us now, is for Fareham to have a powercut for a few days

4 likes in less than 1 minute has to be a record, as well as proof this thread is being watched by one or two peeps

 

[lame plumber]

4 likes in less than 1 minute has to be a record, as well as proof this thread is being watched by one or two peeps

couple of winners ten 2 losers................. then apologise for getting it the wrong way round

 

[lame plumber]

doh then not ten

 

[Ray Stafford]

OK. One more loser.

Sorry ANZ. Please send me your jacket size because you are now the mayor of loser town.

 

[Ray Stafford]

STOP PRESS. HOLD THE FRONT PAGE

One of the winning six has just contacted me to withdraw - they have too much work on!

Which means I have to go back to Ideal tomorrow, and ask them to pick one more name. Someone who thought they were living in Loser-central will get an upgrade to Winner-town.

And a big round of applause for atouchofgas for being straight with us at this stage. Thanks for that - much appreciated.

 

[Ray Stafford]

OK, I now have to switch approach, and start naming the winners.

The first winner is..... drum roll.....

 

[Mike Jackson]

That's really public spirited.

 

[Barry98]

Hey ? Does that mean your down to the six ?

 

[lame plumber]

so publish the list of those who are suffering now then RAY

 

[Ray Stafford]

....drum roll...the first winner is...

SMT PLUMBING!

 

[hammers4spanner]

looooooser!!!

 

[smtplumbing]

Big hands up to atouchofgas least he has contacted ray before the draw

 

[Mike Jackson]

OK, I now have to switch approach, and start naming the winners.

The first winner is..... drum roll.....

The tension is too much. Time to stick pins in my croppie doll.