gas and carbon monoxide set for £7.99

[Ray Stafford]

Almost as good as the Jewsons branch manager asking me if im getting done, 'yes, ever time I step through your fecking door'

Yep, its not like I've heard that one every day for the last 28 years...

 

[SimonG]

But this is Jewsons.........

 

[Ray Stafford]

But this is Jewsons.........

Its every merchant in the English-speaking world, every hour of every day!

"Oh, how witty sir! It brightens my day to be exposed to such a fine sense of humour. No sir, never heard it before sir. Must be original sir"

 

[SimonG]

That did sound a bit like Arkwright in full flight without the stammer

 

[Ray Stafford]

Arkwright

My hero!

 

[Riley]

Its every merchant in the English-speaking world, every hour of every day!

"Oh, how witty sir! It brightens my day to be exposed to such a fine sense of humour. No sir, never heard it before sir. Must be original sir"

how hard do you have to fight back the scathing comeback???

 

[Dotty]

Trevor is my new favourite person

:27::27:

There are a few of us seriously considering inserting Trevor into you....

 

[SimonG]

Poor Trevor

 

[SimonG]

Well he would have been selling that gear at those prices

 

[SimonG]

My hero!

I can just see the young plumber coming out of Williams with a grands worth of gear, mumbling that he only went in for a tub of flux

 

[Ray Stafford]

I can just see the young plumber coming out of Williams with a grands worth of gear, mumbling that he only went in for a tub of flux

Only a grands worth? Must have been Granville serving...

 

[mfgs]

I was really annoyed I missed this offer at first. Now, not so much.

 

[Ermintrude]

Yeh I felt relieved. Tried to buy two glad my phone crashed as Trevor would have ruined my day more than being hit in the face with a flue pipe by my old mucca.... It was an alleged accident.

That's blood on my pearly whites feckers

 

[jefaz]

I've got 2... 3 grand each

 

[AWheating]

did you guys not get your kit then?

i never answer the phone to withheld or unknown numbers so i never got the call............