Hairs on your neck

[jaydebruyne]

You ever been to a property and the tenant gave you the creeps?

Went to a place a while ago and the guy, lived alone, maybe mid 40s, place hardly had furniture, and I left feeling quite violated.. Quite strange feeling really...

 

[oz-plumber]

The village bike once. Wanted me to take a look at her khazi because it weren't flushing.

"How much will it cost me?" She asked.

I knew she didn't have a lot of money so I told her I was sure we could work something out.

She thought for a moment then asked "How much if I let you do me up the arse?"

If it weren't for the fact I knew half the village had been through her....

.........but we agreed on the bill...relocated....and are now happily in love

 

[rpm]

.........but we agreed on the bill...relocated....and are now happily in love

Is this what happened to you oz? lol

 

[rocketmanbkk]

You ever been to a property and the tenant gave you the creeps?

Went to a place a while ago and the guy, lived alone, maybe mid 40s, place hardly had furniture, and I left feeling quite violated.. Quite strange feeling really...

Time to get something from the van & scarper

Might've been an axe murderer!

 

[jaydebruyne]

Time to get something from the van & scarper

Might've been an axe murderer!

Murderers I can deal with, its the perverts I can't stand

 

[Riley]

My one proper weird incident, I went to repair a boiler bloke waited in for me. Boiler wasn't hardwired but plugged in so I asked him where The socket was he bends over the kitchen unit Displaying what had to have been a small girls G string in pink with flowers poking out over his jeans. And he was a large bloke and it was clearly cutting him in two I was so staggered I had to make an excuse and go back to the van and Leg it utterly random bloke But it made me think of that magic fanny scene in the silence of the lamb's

 

[jaydebruyne]

My one proper weird incident, I went to repair a boiler bloke waited in for me. Boiler wasn't hardwired but plugged in so I asked him where The socket was he bends over the kitchen unit Displaying what had to have been a small girls G string in pink with flowers poking out over his jeans. And he was a large bloke and it was clearly cutting him in two I was so staggered I had to make an excuse and go back to the van and Leg it utterly random bloke But it made me think of that magic fanny scene in the silence of the lamb's

The one where he tucks himself in between his legs and does a little dance? Hahahaha

 

[Riley]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ac87-6n3I

 

[jaydebruyne]

That's the one