Letters to Father Christmas

[Barry98]

This is now Father Christmas grotto please post your letter to our resident Santa in here

 

[Barry98]

Dear Santa for Christmas if I have one wish , I really no I really need and want to see that Croppie pay for one round

 

[mountainman]

I wish for peace and goodwill to everyone.
Oh!
And a pound more than I can spend.

 

[Phil]

Dear Santa, please could I have a JOTM badge? Everyone else seems to be badged up to boogrey.

 

[stevetheplumber]

dear santa can i be 21 again

 

[on31ll]

Dear santa may i know everything about plumbing! Oh and qualified for it all !

 

[PlumbBobBob]

dear santa, please please can you find another forum for all the spammers to invade.

 

[TBServices]

Dear Santa, can I pease win tonight's euro millions so I don't have to do this anymore. Thanks, Tom (I've been a good boy)

 

[CES]

Dear Santa, please can I have your sleigh when your finished with it? so I can get to everyone who wants their boiler fixed. cheers...

 

[Barry98]

All of the above he's Santa Claus not a bloody miracle worker

 

[villa_tom]

Dear Santa, can I pease win tonight's euro millions so I don't have to do this anymore. Thanks, Tom (I've been a good boy)

Dear Santa. Please don't let the other Tom win the euro millions, let this Tom win it instead. I deserve it more than him

 

[tamz]

Dear Santa
Don't listen to the above Toms. I've been good for longer and wouldn't spend it on shyte:smile:

If not then perhaps a jumper that fits for a change!

 

[Barry98]

All of the above he's Santa Claus not a bloody miracle worker

As if croppies going to get a round in

 

[Phil]

I would like a consignment of Stanley knife blades from the 80's, you know the ones that actually worked and not the cheap tat of today that blunts and snaps as soon as you sharpen a pencil.

Found some in an old toolbox yesterday and the difference is staggering.

 

[Dotty]

Dear santa.

can i have your list with all the bad girls on it? :santa_cheesy:

 

[villa_tom]

Dear Santa
Don't listen to the above Toms. I've been good for longer and wouldn't spend it on shyte:smile:

If not then perhaps a jumper that fits for a change!

if you let me win ill buy you a jumper that fits.........honest!!

 

[Centralheatking]

My list of bad girls is VERY LONG and some of them are in all 4 corners of the world
but I expect they are married and respectable now. I think I know of one in Bangor Co. Down - thats near you

Dear santa.

can i have your list with all the bad girls on it? :santa_cheesy:

 

[Centralheatking]

Thats not me in the picture its Maurice Flitcroft

if you let me win ill buy you a jumper that fits.........honest!!

 

[Guest123]

dear santa can i be 21 again

The fat red guy only does prezzies, not feckin miracles.

 

[Leo21]

Dear Santa can I have something different, rather than turkey for dinner. Iff it tasted nicer we would eat it more than once a bloody year.

 

[Guest123]

Dear Santa, I want your magic powers, so that I can sit at home on my rse and magic all they bathrooms to install themselves.

Either that, give me Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Venison is bloody delicious.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

dear Santa,i want a 110 or a defender for chrimbo if you send me a die cast model of one like you did last year i will be round to cut rudolph's crackers off with my razor sharp axe

 

[REDSAW]

dear santa.
did you ever let jim don the red suit and sit kiddies on his lap?

if so, we need to talk!!

 

[stevetheplumber]

dear Santa,i want a 110 or a defender for chrimbo if you send me a die cast model of one like you did last year i will be round to cut rudolph's crackers off with my razor sharp axe

i asked for kylie minouge draped over the bonnet of a ferrari one year and got a corgi toy and a calender

 

[markfxy]

Dear Santa could you liposuction 12 stone of fat from my missus most of it from her arse (could you save it so I can baste the turkey with it ) and give her a boob job as theyre getting a bit saggy, Oh sod it just send me a new one I quite like the look of kelly brooks something like that will do, cheers see you on the 25th.