Most commonly asked questions for a plumber?

[PETE 123]

Why are there pipes going to it the picture i saw there where no pipes

 

[Keefy]

"Bet you've got a lovely bathroom, haven't you?"

Not yet, practicing on yours.

 

[Kyle87]

How do you know which pipe is which?


I don't!! Ill make a guess and hope I'm right!!

 

[R1CKY]

"So, are you single??""No I'm not Mr Jones, can I leave now?".......My favourite one is not a question, more of a threat.."You're not leaving until its fixed"....."Wanna f*****g bet?"

 

[gavinwilson]

Is it in yet?


Fitting a toilet,I mean when im fitting a toilet.....phew