My reply in the im looking for an engineer section

[Ray Stafford]

It's unadulterated.

I'll give you a few moments to look up unadulterated, Adam.

Unadultery. Noun. Definition: Missionary position sex with ones lawful marital partner.

 

[REDSAW]

oi!, new here...

giz a job. eh! giz a fekin job. with a follow up head butt....(jimmy nail. if you old enough )

makes you wonder whats holding him back from gaining employment opp's.lol

 

[Rickster123]

Jules always has to bring his left testicle into every argument. You northerners really will eat anything!

 

[rpm]

It's unadulterated.

I'll give you a few moments to look up unadulterated, Adam.

I`ll save you some time Adam, it`s kind of the opposite of what you do to drinks. lol

 

[Dotty]

Unadultery. Noun. Definition: Missionary position sex with ones lawful marital partner.

Ahhhhhhh. ... We've been missing the whimsy. Even that of the satirical nature.

 

[julesverne]

Jules always has to bring his left testicle into every argument. You northerners really will eat anything!

Well i cant bring my right one into an argument as i lost that in a bet with the missus.

 

[rpm]

oi!, new here...

giz a job. eh! giz a fekin job. with a follow up head butt....(jimmy nail. if you old enough )

makes you wonder whats holding him back from gaining employment opp's.lol

Giz a job!, wasn`t it Boys from the Black stuff? Josha maybe?

 

[Dotty]

Well i cant bring my right one into an argument as i lost that in a bet with the missus.

Both mine are in a jar.

On the mantlepiece.

In full view.

Taunting me.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ahhhhhhh. ... We've been missing the whimsy. Even that of the satirical nature.

Been a bit busy Crops. For reasons that will become apparent in due course.

 

[Rickster123]

Been a bit busy Crops. For reasons that will become apparent in due course.

Organising a freebie giveaway extravaganzzzzzzzaaaaa?! Keeping the iPad with me at all times now just incase...

 

[rpm]

Been a bit busy Crops. For reasons that will become apparent in due course.

With a picture of the second coat of paint on the floor? lol

 

[julesverne]

Organising a freebie giveaway extravaganzzzzzzzaaaaa?! Keeping the iPad with me at all times now just incase...

and i will miss it by about 5 minutes as usual

 

[REDSAW]

Well i cant bring my right one into an argument as i lost that in a bet with the missus.

yup, i believe you. she told me you have enough with just the one. bit of a meal for you though, better order a barrel of chianti?

 

[julesverne]

Been a bit busy Crops. For reasons that will become apparent in due course.

Oooh do tell we love a bit of goss

 

[julesverne]

yup, i believe you. she told me you have enough with just the one. bit of a meal fo you though?

thats is wrong wrong wrong

how the fcuk can he walk with them danglies between his legs

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Just got in and bloomin missed it all!! Damn!

I was talking to the guy through PM regarding advice and maybe a little help for him but I think maybe I'll hold off now.

 

[Rickster123]

yup, i believe you. she told me you have enough with just the one. bit of a meal for you though, better order a barrel of chianti?

Im going through a bit of a "drought" at the moment. Mine aren't far off that.

 

[Whyme]

Oh MY GOD that pictures mingin..Like that program last year about 10 stone knackers.:ack2:

 

[Toxic Ted]

Organising a freebie giveaway extravaganzzzzzzzaaaaa?! Keeping the iPad with me at all times now just incase...

You and me both bud.....i keep missing everything, but this time i'm determined not to miss anythi......zzzzzzzzzzz!

 

[Masood]

Both mine are in a jar.

On the mantlepiece.

In full view.

Taunting me.

Can you see that high???

 

[Dotty]

Can you see that high???

The jar has been strategically placed to be visible from all points of the room...

 

[Toxic Ted]

The jar has been strategically placed to be visible from all points of the room...

Your missus has just gone up in my estimations by about 500%........good girl!

 

[SimonG]

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/new-member-introductions/36072-hi-all.html#post309474


The blokes been around 3 years on here as a qualified plumber.

 

[Masood]

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/new-member-introductions/36072-hi-all.html#post309474


The blokes been around 3 years on here as a qualified plumber.

And he's been bitter and angry from the start...

 

[Masood]

The jar has been strategically placed to be visible from all points of the room...

She must have trained at the same place my missus did....