One night only

[Dotty]

Check out my new anal intruder!
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You need help mate!

 

[kay-jay]

you are all a bunch of cnuts i can't believe i have had you all fooled for so long .........im not commercial you silly bastrads im a painter and decorator and a forum troll...

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[AlexGas]

Haven't you got one?

 

[kay-jay]

I knew it croppie you fake tw at

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[REDSAW]

This looks like fun!
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the green banana looking one, is that yours?

 

[CES]

Didn't know you liked maltesers John!

 

[AlexGas]

Just like that

 

[CES]

Alexgas.. Are you the only one in the village?

 

[PlumbBobBob]

thought it would have been a bit more raucous by now

 

[REDSAW]

Just like that
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do you actually enjoy sitting on that me little elf?

 

[CES]

I've just arrived.. Having difficulty with the keyboard though steveb.

 

[AlexGas]

the green banana looking one, is that yours?

It's amazing what you can do with that...

 

[tweakyboy]

thought it would have been a bit more raucous by now

I can make it a bit more blue if you want?

Ut oh what have I done!

 

[AlexGas]

Alexgas.. Are you the only one in the village?

Yes, just me.

 

[REDSAW]

didnt know bod was batting for the other side???????????????/

 

[CES]

Just found out, jäger, vodka and benylin mixed with Irn bru, doesn't help your cold, but oh... What a buzz...

 

[Dotty]

I can make it a bit more blue if you want?

Uh oh what have I done!

Fecked it right up by looks of things!

 

[CES]

Where's the like button went?..

 

[Dotty]

Where's the like button went?..

Mine works you space cadet!

 

[Phil]

Was talking to a customer of mine the other day and we got on to the subject of glory holes for some reason, he said he was at the seaside somewhere and he was in a toilet cubicle and there was a hole with some toilet paper shoved in it. After a little while a bloke's d i c k came though so he took he shoe off and belted it repeatedly until it was so swollen he couldn't get it back though! lol

He left the cubicle and kicked the next door open and there was another bloke in there with him stood in a shopping bag!

 

[Dotty]

Was talking to a customer of mine the other day and we got on to the subject of glory holes for some reason, he said he was at the seaside somewhere and he was in a toilet cubicle and there was a hole with some toilet paper shoved in it. After a little while a bloke's d i c k came though so he took he shoe off and belted it repeatedly until it was so swollen he couldn't get it back though! lol

He left the cubicle and kicked the next door open and there was another bloke in there with him stood in a shopping bag!

That was Zeb and Leo on their away day.

 

[CES]

Just found it, was thinking I forgot the sign there! Lol

 

[Dotty]

Just found it, was thinking I forgot the sign there! Lol

Spanner! Lol

 

[CES]

Was talking to a customer of mine the other day and we got on to the subject of glory holes for some reason, he said he was at the seaside somewhere and he was in a toilet cubicle and there was a hole with some toilet paper shoved in it. After a little while a bloke's d i c k came though so he took he shoe off and belted it repeatedly until it was so swollen he couldn't get it back though! lol

He left the cubicle and kicked the next door open and there was another bloke in there with him stood in a shopping bag!

Do you have an address?.. Just in case I find out who it was.....

 

[REDSAW]

fer****s sake!, we cant make the forum any simpler!!