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Phil said:
Colin's probably converted his lock up into a gay sex dungeon....
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I've seen it, here it is
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villa_tom said:
I am never having Sunday lunch at your house.........ever ;-)
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My mate at school once boasted he took a Sarah Lee choclate cake out of the fridge, took it up to his bedroom and shoved his d i c k into it, he then picked all the pubes off it, smoothed the hole back over and put it back in the fridge. He and his family ate it the next day apparantly.

He also made a snowman in his back garden and s h a g g e d that up the arse.
 
Phil said:
My mate at school once boasted he took a Sarah Lee choclate cake out of the fridge, took it up to his bedroom and shoved his d i c k into it, he then picked all the pubes off it, smoothed the hole back over and put it back in the fridge. He and his family ate it the next day apparantly.

He also made a snowman in his back garden and s h a g g e d that up the arse.
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Thats just made my night. Not the chocolate cake thing, that's rank. But the snowman thing is brilliant. I didn't even know snowmen has arses.
 
CES said:
Scottish skirt?. Tom have you got man-jel over our national dress? Lol
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Why would I be jelous of a man skirt. If you lot want to be closet cross dresser the that's your choice. But jelous, no way. Keep your girly way my friend, keep your girly way 🙂
 
Phil said:
My mate at school once boasted he took a Sarah Lee choclate cake out of the fridge, took it up to his bedroom and shoved his d i c k into it, he then picked all the pubes off it, smoothed the hole back over and put it back in the fridge. He and his family ate it the next day apparantly.

He also made a snowman in his back garden and s h a g g e d that up the arse.
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Phil, "your mate" has done a lot of dubious things. Any thing you want to confess seeing as thread will be deleted within 24 hrs?
 
villa_tom said:
Why would I be jelous of a man skirt. If you lot want to be closet cross dresser the that's your choice. But jelous, no way. Keep your girly way my friend, keep your girly way 🙂
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Nowt closet about it matey, well documented, all the quicker to pump you with my dear! Lol
 
This is going to be deleted tonight isn't it? I don't want to read this soba tomorrow.
 
5 hundred and odd replies? **** it, IK'm drunk as a **** and I'll read through these later. Here's my contribution:

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I caugfht the gist of deleting this or something, don't fo it because i'm ****ed and want to read them ppost tomorrow. i'll kill you my mums a black belt in judo
you *****
 
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I'm out. Fell asleep on the settee. Going to bed now.

Just want you all to know I think you're all special kinds of idiot. And I love you all.

Gods I hope Zeb doesn't take that the wrong way!

Nunite.
 
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